Writing a Haiku
Is damn near impossible
When you've got the flu
by Matt (coughing up a lung) of TO,
My dog was born dog
I was born no dog but old
He's one happy dog!
by isabel massey of montreal, canada
Anti-Christ is here!
New Blockbuster in the hood
Let's burn it down now
by Tom "blockbuster staff shouldn't be forced to be so damn friendly fo five bucks an hour" Third of Anytown, Anystate, Amerikkka,
Sitting in the tub
A spider floats toward me
drowned in bubble bath
by Tom"enjoys haiku about our insect brethren" Third of Toronto,
I love to be loved
I love loving to be loved
Love isn't pretty
by Demi Lovegod of City of Love,
Good God, what a mess!
My friends will think I'm a slob:
Justifiably.
by Mr. Ed of Montréal,
There was this ant that.
Carried a big dead spider.
And so I killed it.
by Matt of TO, CA
The Macerena.
It sucks. It really does suck.
Don't play it. Ever.
by Jayne (Flip) of Richmond Hill, Canada
how many sylla
bulls should I have in each line
of a haiku?(damn!)
by frarn of DK
This hash breaks up good
I got no rolling papers
I'll do a BT
by Suzie Q. of High Town, Toronto., Canada
Women can be nude.
Though just on their balconies
Nudity stages...
by Matt of Hogtown, Canaduh
Ignorance is bliss
Don't wanna know about it
Ignorance is bliss
by Tom "574 D'oh!" Third of no fixed address,
Sometimes I wish time
went backwards. Then I'd always
be early not late.
by Ttam of Otnorot, Adanac
Last night I was bored
So I gave my cat a bath
Need cable TV
by Janis of Toronto
Having a Christmas
party on a Thursday night
makes Friday real long
by The Undead-Matt of Hangoverville, The grave.
A haiku a day
Will keep the doctor away,
Or so they say
by Tom "haiku isn't supposed to rhyme, you jerk" Third of Toronto,
Time for a visit
From that big black monolith
Ook ummph unga og!
by Tom Third of Toronto,
Clothes make the person.
Not having any clothes makes
the person naked.
by Matt of Toronto, Canada
Procrastinating
I'm STILL procrastinating
I'm a loser babe
by Tom Third of Toronto,
o noble shag rug
your shaggy pile reigns supreme
my flesh is on fire
by Tom Third of Toronto,
Just a few bucks left
Should I buy some more light bulbs?
Or Veggie Burgers
by Tom "575" Third of Haikoolsville,
No kisses this week
Steadfast cold sore, so to speak
Planted on my beak
by Tom "575" Third of Haikoolsville,
Shaving with a blade
Or using an electric...
No skin off my nose
by Tom Third of Toronto,
I am cat sitting
For two weeks, a brand new friend
Must hide mouse poison
by Tom Third of Toronto,
Last night I had a
Terribly bad nightmare that
The Craver ate Frank
by janis of Toronto
Dear Mr. Bill Gates;
Everyone really hates you
Cause your OS sucks
by janis of Toronto
Don't drink that old milk
No, please let me buy some more
This stuff is sour
by janis of Toronto
Icons and symbols
Fill me with untold anger
Give me command line (for Robin)
by janis
Making a machine
Video goes everywhere
I dont understand
by Robin Len of tv, side
Honey Comb's yummy
But there's always a burnt one
In every box
by Tom Third of Toronto,
haiku, and you ku
but then: he, she or it kus
goodnight, and thanku
by Sean Montgomery of Toronto, Canada
don't forget that all
of your poetry is you
but they don't know it
by Kyle Mac Donald of Toronto, Canada
Honey Comb is so
sweet and crunchie, sweet and
crunchie! Yeah! Yeah! Shit!
by One Tired Animator of Toronto, Canada
hair, my hairy hair
o hairy mass of bleached hair
i comb out your grease
by Tom Third of T.O.,
Include some tuna
In that pot of Kraft Dinner
You'll feel warm, fuzzy
by Tom Third of Toronto,
I have a cold sore
Please God, make it go away!
I have a hot date
by Tom Third of Toronto, Canada
I don't want to go
to school anymore... big sigh
Please!Enough haiku
by very bad student
Fun times in the end
Sad times in the middle part
Bad times at the start
by Robbie the Best
cold cold darn coldness
fingers frozen no escape
time to go to beach
by anon
Haycu te quiero
Haycu me gusta
Haycu eres mi vida
by cat of Toronto, Canada
My computer is so slow today
I really don't know why
I wish it could tag points in real time
by Andrea of Toronto, Canada
Seventeen, seventeen.
Seventeen, seventeen?
seventeen ... seven!
by frank falcone
j-j-j-janis
hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-HAI!
ha-ha-ha-haiku
by robin
little lonesome lou
looked at leaves and looked at you
then laughed at haiku
by Robin
I think I really stink
a bird pecked out my eyes
my hand is in a blender
by tami gabay of toronto, Canada
bad haiku is good
good haiku is very, very bad
this one is just sad
by dawn san
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
by fay of toronto, canada
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
by fay of toronto, canada
my home phone number
5301669
makes haiku complete
by Colin Withers of Toronto, Canada
Sometimes I feel like
I am the only one who
Cares about haiku
by janis
