Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

don't forget that all
of your poetry is you
but they don't know it
Haiku # 26, December 7, 1996 3:58 am ET
by Kyle Mac Donald of Toronto, Canada
Honey Comb is so
sweet and crunchie, sweet and
crunchie! Yeah! Yeah! Shit!
Haiku # 25, December 5, 1996 9:26 pm ET
by One Tired Animator of Toronto, Canada
hair, my hairy hair
o hairy mass of bleached hair
i comb out your grease
Haiku # 24, December 5, 1996 2:53 am ET
by Tom Third of T.O.,
Include some tuna
In that pot of Kraft Dinner
You'll feel warm, fuzzy
Haiku # 23, December 5, 1996 2:41 am ET
by Tom Third of Toronto,
I have a cold sore
Please God, make it go away!
I have a hot date
Haiku # 22, December 5, 1996 2:23 am ET
by Tom Third of Toronto, Canada
I don't want to go
to school anymore... big sigh
Please!Enough haiku
Haiku # 21, November 28, 1996 5:21 pm ET
by very bad student
Fun times in the end
Sad times in the middle part
Bad times at the start
Haiku # 20, November 19, 1996 11:04 pm ET
by Robbie the Best
cold cold darn coldness
fingers frozen no escape
time to go to beach
Haiku # 19, November 18, 1996 4:09 pm ET
by anon
Haycu te quiero
Haycu me gusta
Haycu eres mi vida
Haiku # 18, November 18, 1996 4:02 pm ET
by cat of Toronto, Canada
My computer is so slow today
I really don't know why
I wish it could tag points in real time
Haiku # 17, November 17, 1996 5:59 pm ET
by Andrea of Toronto, Canada
Seventeen, seventeen.
Seventeen, seventeen?
seventeen ... seven!
Haiku # 16, November 17, 1996 3:03 am ET
by frank falcone
j-j-j-janis
hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-HAI!
ha-ha-ha-haiku
Haiku # 15, November 15, 1996 5:27 pm ET
by robin
little lonesome lou
looked at leaves and looked at you
then laughed at haiku
Haiku # 14, November 15, 1996 5:24 pm ET
by Robin
I think I really stink
a bird pecked out my eyes
my hand is in a blender
Haiku # 13, November 15, 1996 5:24 pm ET
by tami gabay of toronto, Canada
bad haiku is good
good haiku is very, very bad
this one is just sad
Haiku # 12, November 15, 1996 5:16 pm ET
by dawn san
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
Haiku # 11, November 15, 1996 4:28 pm ET
by fay of toronto, canada
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
Haiku # 10, November 15, 1996 4:27 pm ET
by fay of toronto, canada
my home phone number
5301669
makes haiku complete
Haiku # 9, November 15, 1996 11:39 am ET
by Colin Withers of Toronto, Canada
Sometimes I feel like
I am the only one who
Cares about haiku
Haiku # 8, November 14, 1996 11:52 am ET
by janis
The morning fog lifts
Over the open city
The webcam is on
Haiku # 7, November 14, 1996 11:49 am ET
by janis
Huh uuh huh uh huh
Huh huh uuh uh huuh uh uh
Huh huh huh uuuh huuh
Haiku # 6, November 12, 1996 12:10 pm ET
by Marco Polsinelli
Nothing in the world
Is as important to me
As the Maple Leafs.
Haiku # 5, November 12, 1996 12:10 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Leatherette sofa
We've been together so long
Still you have no legs
Haiku # 4, November 12, 1996 12:10 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Test Test damned server
Put this beautiful Haiku
For the world to see
Haiku # 3, November 12, 1996 11:14 am ET
by Janis of toronto, ca
The wall is metal
No No No No No No No
The wall is plaster
Haiku # 2, November 12, 1996 11:14 am ET
by Janis (inspired by Jane) of Toronto
The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries
Haiku # 1, November 12, 1996 11:14 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
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