Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

I don't want to go
to school anymore... big sigh
Please!Enough haiku
Haiku # 21, November 28, 1996 5:21 pm ET
by very bad student
Fun times in the end
Sad times in the middle part
Bad times at the start
Haiku # 20, November 19, 1996 11:04 pm ET
by Robbie the Best
cold cold darn coldness
fingers frozen no escape
time to go to beach
Haiku # 19, November 18, 1996 4:09 pm ET
by anon
Haycu te quiero
Haycu me gusta
Haycu eres mi vida
Haiku # 18, November 18, 1996 4:02 pm ET
by cat of Toronto, Canada
My computer is so slow today
I really don't know why
I wish it could tag points in real time
Haiku # 17, November 17, 1996 5:59 pm ET
by Andrea of Toronto, Canada
Seventeen, seventeen.
Seventeen, seventeen?
seventeen ... seven!
Haiku # 16, November 17, 1996 3:03 am ET
by frank falcone
j-j-j-janis
hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-HAI!
ha-ha-ha-haiku
Haiku # 15, November 15, 1996 5:27 pm ET
by robin
little lonesome lou
looked at leaves and looked at you
then laughed at haiku
Haiku # 14, November 15, 1996 5:24 pm ET
by Robin
I think I really stink
a bird pecked out my eyes
my hand is in a blender
Haiku # 13, November 15, 1996 5:24 pm ET
by tami gabay of toronto, Canada
bad haiku is good
good haiku is very, very bad
this one is just sad
Haiku # 12, November 15, 1996 5:16 pm ET
by dawn san
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
Haiku # 11, November 15, 1996 4:28 pm ET
by fay of toronto, canada
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
Haiku # 10, November 15, 1996 4:27 pm ET
by fay of toronto, canada
my home phone number
5301669
makes haiku complete
Haiku # 9, November 15, 1996 11:39 am ET
by Colin Withers of Toronto, Canada
Sometimes I feel like
I am the only one who
Cares about haiku
Haiku # 8, November 14, 1996 11:52 am ET
by janis
The morning fog lifts
Over the open city
The webcam is on
Haiku # 7, November 14, 1996 11:49 am ET
by janis
Huh uuh huh uh huh
Huh huh uuh uh huuh uh uh
Huh huh huh uuuh huuh
Haiku # 6, November 12, 1996 12:10 pm ET
by Marco Polsinelli
Nothing in the world
Is as important to me
As the Maple Leafs.
Haiku # 5, November 12, 1996 12:10 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Leatherette sofa
We've been together so long
Still you have no legs
Haiku # 4, November 12, 1996 12:10 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Test Test damned server
Put this beautiful Haiku
For the world to see
Haiku # 3, November 12, 1996 11:14 am ET
by Janis of toronto, ca
The wall is metal
No No No No No No No
The wall is plaster
Haiku # 2, November 12, 1996 11:14 am ET
by Janis (inspired by Jane) of Toronto
The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries
Haiku # 1, November 12, 1996 11:14 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
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