Having a Christmas
party on a Thursday night
makes Friday real long
by The Undead-Matt of Hangoverville, The grave.
A haiku a day
Will keep the doctor away,
Or so they say
by Tom "haiku isn't supposed to rhyme, you jerk" Third of Toronto,
Time for a visit
From that big black monolith
Ook ummph unga og!
by Tom Third of Toronto,
Clothes make the person.
Not having any clothes makes
the person naked.
by Matt of Toronto, Canada
Procrastinating
I'm STILL procrastinating
I'm a loser babe
by Tom Third of Toronto,
o noble shag rug
your shaggy pile reigns supreme
my flesh is on fire
by Tom Third of Toronto,
Just a few bucks left
Should I buy some more light bulbs?
Or Veggie Burgers
by Tom "575" Third of Haikoolsville,
No kisses this week
Steadfast cold sore, so to speak
Planted on my beak
by Tom "575" Third of Haikoolsville,
Shaving with a blade
Or using an electric...
No skin off my nose
by Tom Third of Toronto,
I am cat sitting
For two weeks, a brand new friend
Must hide mouse poison
by Tom Third of Toronto,
Last night I had a
Terribly bad nightmare that
The Craver ate Frank
by janis of Toronto
Dear Mr. Bill Gates;
Everyone really hates you
Cause your OS sucks
by janis of Toronto
Don't drink that old milk
No, please let me buy some more
This stuff is sour
by janis of Toronto
Icons and symbols
Fill me with untold anger
Give me command line (for Robin)
by janis
Making a machine
Video goes everywhere
I dont understand
by Robin Len of tv, side
Honey Comb's yummy
But there's always a burnt one
In every box
by Tom Third of Toronto,
haiku, and you ku
but then: he, she or it kus
goodnight, and thanku
by Sean Montgomery of Toronto, Canada
don't forget that all
of your poetry is you
but they don't know it
by Kyle Mac Donald of Toronto, Canada
Honey Comb is so
sweet and crunchie, sweet and
crunchie! Yeah! Yeah! Shit!
by One Tired Animator of Toronto, Canada
hair, my hairy hair
o hairy mass of bleached hair
i comb out your grease
by Tom Third of T.O.,
Include some tuna
In that pot of Kraft Dinner
You'll feel warm, fuzzy
by Tom Third of Toronto,
I have a cold sore
Please God, make it go away!
I have a hot date
by Tom Third of Toronto, Canada
I don't want to go
to school anymore... big sigh
Please!Enough haiku
by very bad student
Fun times in the end
Sad times in the middle part
Bad times at the start
by Robbie the Best
cold cold darn coldness
fingers frozen no escape
time to go to beach
by anon
Haycu te quiero
Haycu me gusta
Haycu eres mi vida
by cat of Toronto, Canada
My computer is so slow today
I really don't know why
I wish it could tag points in real time
by Andrea of Toronto, Canada
Seventeen, seventeen.
Seventeen, seventeen?
seventeen ... seven!
by frank falcone
j-j-j-janis
hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-hai-HAI!
ha-ha-ha-haiku
by robin
little lonesome lou
looked at leaves and looked at you
then laughed at haiku
by Robin
I think I really stink
a bird pecked out my eyes
my hand is in a blender
by tami gabay of toronto, Canada
bad haiku is good
good haiku is very, very bad
this one is just sad
by dawn san
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
by fay of toronto, canada
hey,alles wird gut
du wirst sehen, du janis
hey,alles wird gut
by fay of toronto, canada
my home phone number
5301669
makes haiku complete
by Colin Withers of Toronto, Canada
Sometimes I feel like
I am the only one who
Cares about haiku
by janis
The morning fog lifts
Over the open city
The webcam is on
by janis
Huh uuh huh uh huh
Huh huh uuh uh huuh uh uh
Huh huh huh uuuh huuh
by Marco Polsinelli
Nothing in the world
Is as important to me
As the Maple Leafs.
by Janis of Toronto
Leatherette sofa
We've been together so long
Still you have no legs
by Janis of Toronto
Test Test damned server
Put this beautiful Haiku
For the world to see
by Janis of toronto, ca
The wall is metal
No No No No No No No
The wall is plaster
by Janis (inspired by Jane) of Toronto
The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries
by Janis of Toronto
