I ripped a good one.
No one is here to smell it.
Silent forest farts.

Cook me when I die
Feed me to the upper crust
An elegant brunch

think of this site as
a sort of haiku twitter
but no registry

off the cuff, an on
line poetry slam where folks
can post....whatever

i mean whatever!

excuse me TECMO Bowl...

i understand football
i don't watch it much but i
like it when i do

i don't know the teams
but i like an old game called
Techno Bowl on the

Original NES...
yes there are video games
in haiku on here

Old Doctor Who, the
monster was made out of bubble
wrap and special lighting

new Doctor Who the
monster is state of the art
CGI and often better

than Hollywood stuff now

i wonder if there's
anyone using old comps
like Apple IIs or

c-64s, or things like
that, look up commodore 64
games on Yo-Tube there

imagine a REAL flop
disc, real like bendy THAT'S how
we did it old school

Simultaneous
masturbation festival
it's nearly bed time

it seems like would be
stand up comedians who
are guys mostly right

now, sort of a kind
of philosopher and a
guy who might be a

real philosopher
professionally (he is now)
posting stuff on here

Verifying disc.
System recovery set.
Shit takes forever.

I don't think I'd like
barbequed iguana sounds
silly folks from there

would eat such a thing
but oh those silly 1980s
trickle down money...

What the fuck kind of
dumb name is Shia LaBeouf
any Goddamn way.

Wall of Voodoo did
a song called "Mexican
Radio". it was odd

but i find stuff like
that fun, and i post that so
folks might look it up

Ass ramming cream pie
chocolate puff ball boner
blow up doll wizard.

Thank God for steroids.
Or science or whatever.
Nasal Olympics.

fucking allergies
that time of year I suppose
strange tropical funk

ha ha ha ha CHU!
blow honk spray nasal snot mist
sorry about that

Who knows vhs
Maybe you'll start a new site
May all your seeds sprout

the artist needs angst
to get their mojo workin'
fuel on the bonfire

despite all this bad
stuff in the world today i
know one thing, like

Selene in the flick
Underworld, lady heroes
like Wonder Woman

KICK ASS

i once read poems
at a little circle of
folks that somehow seemed

well, off, and this jolt
of survival instinct kicked
in, i left and soon

after the group broke up

I'm wondering if
this website fits in with stuff
i need to let go

well you know like those
pringles you can't eat just one
you have to post one

more haikuish thing

one last post then the
exercise routine, keeps me
going, keeps me sane

need.....more......exercise...

alanis morrisette
is overshadowed by katy
perry, also ironic

irony would be
a nice thing to bring back but
the irony is things

are too scary to be
ironic anymore which is
very ironic don't you think?

wish all we had to
be concerned about was rain
on one''s wedding day

people throw away
their old movies for the bright
new shiny thing and

realize later on
the things they threw out there's a
collector's market now

same with my star wars
toys from Kenner i gave away
well money money

well creation has
to keep coming, tides still wash
sea glass and sea shells

like clockwork despite
all the silly and scary things man
does such as causes junk

to wash up as well

i'm procrastinating
I've things to do, and it's like
having the old game

system out and realizing
the clock is now at noon and
breakfast is soon done

it's lunch

the mot terrifying
times in my life are letting some
not so great thing go

but when i do, it
feels like, why didn't i
do that long ago???

one day seems like the
worst ever but like a quilt
it adds to the whole

thing of the piece, each
square, good times, bad times
dull times, quiet times

a human life all
display for insight and memory
a weaved tapestry

of time

if i see the old
stores going away tis a
stark world we live in

but the same spirit
of ragnarok was in the
Lord of the Rings

and as always i
remind folks the Ring gets melted
the Death Star is

destroyed and Kathy
Griffith sales are declining
now Bjork needs a comeback

the 1990s were
supposed to be so dark but
now we have a world

to be depressed in
but the response in my soul
is I need to do

something good to try
and counteract the evil in
the world, and it takes

willpower to do
just that and i will be flawed
but that is me

the folks reading these
words, as i read some i read
with absolute horror

the doors to R'yleh
have broken open and the
Beast is out in wrath

but evil's time is short

it's whining they say
and the votes quietly come in
and push those folks out

that want to divide
kathy is out, tours cancelled
let's see barns go up

libraries get funded
let's learn a tack from the Amish
and get it together

or weird al will do a parody video of all this stuff in our mad world

i mean summer folks
coming out and the narcissism
the anger, the just

blind selfish focus
that overshadows the good in
any and all things, when

the good comes out that
break in the clouds that sense we
forgot our tribal

instincts to Thomas Hobbes
and woke up to a bigger picture
of a less tribal tribe

we are what we believe

i was speaking to
a nice young man going to
law enforcement and

only if the art and
english students had that role
model of someone who

gave them confidence
in the creative world, cause
some professors don't

get it because they
forget they are there for their
students, but some do

remember, and they
tend to remember their
service to their charges

and to instill a
sense of guidance, obi wan
and not darth sidious

and the example
of the baby boom going bust
well we are picking

on each other in
a time of great need to get
that whatever is

still human about
us and i hate to say it
being the libertarian

i am, get our hoods
back together, and i mean neigh
borhoods, the acts of

getting it together
i don't know what to do but
whatever you're advocating

in frustration is sure as hell not it

this world we live in
has a lot of bad things in it
some of them are made

up by people to
explain away a world gone
crazy, the end times some

say, so people go
post weird stuff on youtube and
alex jones gets loud

more ghost stuff, more pro
and polarized stuff and it
all falls down, the game

ashes to ashes
we all fall down

i dont play yasuo
yasuo is the most cancer
i dont have cancer

No luck. Negative.
Fucking bloody hem-horrid.
Why the fuck do Asians always take selfies like every five fucking minutes??? Christ, it's annoying. Everything they eat, everything they buy or wear..... FUCK! I want to slap the narcissism out of their cell phone addicted faces.
I'm sorry... what were we talking about?

chemo was the bomb
till immunotherapy
lined up a clear shot

https://aeon.co/essays/why-are-people-still-dying-of-cancer

daesh brotherhood
the charles manson family
relative madness ?

adam ben adam
you can wear your foil beanie
but i'm living proof

I remember the good old days when close friends went on suicidal killing sprees just for the fun of it.
Now it has to mean something.
Fucking terrorists.
Can't we put religion and politics and money aside and just kill each other for sport and good times like back in the 90's?

"but that's not a haiku"
"well I'm working on it right now"
"how many does it take???"

"Well till i go to work"
"what about last minute rush?"
"that's tomorrows haiku"

"this really is bad"
"you do realize you are talking
to yourself right now"

this site is from a
time when things seemed a bit wild
and the Net was the

shizznit, but now it
is the thing that really is
central to this life

information and commerce
social contacts, wikis, chats
and emails for starts

so much for books, I've
found the RationalWiki
which has rational

things in it but when
the power goes down, i can
still watch the crows fly

and it will be on
the television news once
or twice, violence

a thing over there
till it is in one's space, one's face
how does it end?

having had many
relatives pass from cancer
it will kill you, but

sometimes people live
with it and sometimes it goes
away. some of us

want to relive youth
the giant party when all
was possible, it

has no words sometimes
when this sort of thing prevails

Cancer cells die when absorbing
Microscopic diamond
Healthy cells are fine
Most common use for cancer cure:
Trash bags
Human priorities