chemo was the bomb
till immunotherapy
lined up a clear shot
https://aeon.co/essays/why-are-people-still-dying-of-cancer
by ash
daesh brotherhood
the charles manson family
relative madness ?
by ash
adam ben adam
you can wear your foil beanie
but i'm living proof
by ash
I remember the good old days when close friends went on suicidal killing sprees just for the fun of it.
Now it has to mean something.
Fucking terrorists.
Can't we put religion and politics and money aside and just kill each other for sport and good times like back in the 90's?
by df of At the urologists pricing a penis enlargement
"but that's not a haiku"
"well I'm working on it right now"
"how many does it take???"
"Well till i go to work"
"what about last minute rush?"
"that's tomorrows haiku"
"this really is bad"
"you do realize you are talking
to yourself right now"
by vhs
this site is from a
time when things seemed a bit wild
and the Net was the
shizznit, but now it
is the thing that really is
central to this life
information and commerce
social contacts, wikis, chats
and emails for starts
by vhs
so much for books, I've
found the RationalWiki
which has rational
things in it but when
the power goes down, i can
still watch the crows fly
by vhs
and it will be on
the television news once
or twice, violence
a thing over there
till it is in one's space, one's face
how does it end?
by vhs
having had many
relatives pass from cancer
it will kill you, but
sometimes people live
with it and sometimes it goes
away. some of us
want to relive youth
the giant party when all
was possible, it
has no words sometimes
when this sort of thing prevails
by vhs
Cancer cells die when absorbing
Microscopic diamond
Healthy cells are fine
Most common use for cancer cure:
Trash bags
Human priorities
by adam ben adam
my experience ?
cancer is not a battle
it's misunderstood
part of your being
believes itself immortal
but it's delusion
lacking self control
and going exponential
it seals its own fate
the metastasis
of first world aspirations
is a metaphor
by ash
deluded zealots
if your god wants people dead
waiting will do it
by ash
I took research drugs.
I had one digit IQ.
Go ask Tim Leary.
by Anonymous Poet
Results back Monday.
I pray that I have cancer.
What fun I'd then have!
Whoring and drinking.
All kinds of illegal drugs.
Oh, but that's not all.
I think the best part
would be seeing my wife's face
when she hears my plans.
At least she'd hate me.
And therefore wouldn't miss me.
It would be worth it.
by df
Will the wind ever remember
The names it has blown in the past?
And with his crutch, its old age, and its wisdom
It whispers no, this will be the last
And the wind cries "Covfefe"
by Donald Hendrix
Ever heard of Limitless?
Man takes research chemical
Gets 4 digit IQ
Playing my clarinet
by Squidward Morra
Everything I touch falls apart
Probably because I have scissors for hands
Playing my clarinet
by Squidward Scissorhands
GOOGLE SEARCH:
How to use Google?
There are actually instructions
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Music is in us
Holographic paradox
We are in music
by adam ben adam
Something-Something-Gate
Trump asked Russia to hack DNC
On live television
Huh, who dunnit?
by Squidward and Bernstein
We're all underwater
We're all under surveillance
Playing my clarinet
by Squidward Snowden
My grandfather sold art
He would shoot a tree and sell a piece
To rich tourists
Claiming it was from the 1700's
by dvd
the problem with "art"
is some art which is modern
is kinda cool and
kinda a con job
and some of it is meant to
shock. it all started
with dadaism and went
from there, it can be fun
but art people can
be kinda mean too
by vhs
speaking of marketing
maybe sears or jcpennies
would still be around
if they had still made
the catalogue, not quite
uncle henry's swap and sell
of course but it would
and might keep the malls up
for some time now
by vhs
oh um Ben Adam??
Filafat's a friend too, he
does and loves music
by vhs
listen to Webern
his music is like haiku
pay close attention
by filflat of hell
Kathy Griffin does ISIS photo shoot
I'm not impressed with their marketing
Strategy
by dvd
if the ship is on
the way down if some nut thinks
he can walk on the
water then he thinks
or she thinks despite the odds
they can walk right on
by vhs of
what does it all mean ?
the irony of our lives
is that it's all mean
by ash
alternative fact :
the elephant in the room
is called covfefe
by ash
Will we remember
what happened while we stood by
watching it melt down?
by Mandingo Ebola of Rats on a sinking ship
Shegondaploo zkling
Fake secret codes a'lamode
Touch my special parts
by Mandingo Ebola of Britebart War Room
Some days I want to strip completely naked and scream in the shopping mall:
"I AM DARTH FIGPUCKER!!!" as my wife and children look on in horror as their "provider" has snapped and gone over the edge of sanity.
I would enjoy the meds, I think.
... and throwing my poo. That would be fun too.
Losing one type of freedom to gain another. Uncle Charlie Manson knows.
by df
I should be nicer
Not an easy thing to do
But still, I will try.
by T
i'm hoping of course
Shima Luan who used to
be on a Youtube
channel called Planet
Dolan with a snarky Aussie
named, Dolan, quit
but she is now back
hope she's ok, no hackers
she quit but had her
reasons, and I'm here
talking about Planet Dolan
and one of the voice
actors on it
by vhs
oh yes...something some-
thing pearls before something some
thing, swine something and
i thought stewie as
Darth Vader was a bit of
a paradox, or
Dark Helmet was a
bit of a jest too, i don't
know what rick does now
by vhs
concerning those folks
who made a career out of
impersonations
the late rich little
was one who often poked fun
at his fellow folks
who had a bit of
fame in their day, to be thus
remembered and punked
by vhs
Old coder joke
There are no bugs
They're just "features"
by fuse
Dead moths make me sad
Never meant to hurt them all
Accidents happen
by fuse
Aaaand now I need to download
Scribe
Sample of Thermodynamic Moronic
Had me laughing at equations
For the first time in my life
by dvd
what were those light bulb
things called that ran the old main
frame computer things?
by vhs
the first bug ever
found in a mainframe was a
real moth, burned out on
one of those light bulbs
used to run computers
hence the term "bug"
by vhs
That AP was me.
The Darthiest Figpucker
that ever pucked figs.
https://www.scribd.com/document/350140222/evi1-a-novel-about-you
Cloned mammoth burgers.
I'd like to be first in line.
Hold the mayonnaise.
by Anonymous Poet
AP
Make sure to try the auroch and
Mammoth
They must have tasted good
If they were hunted to extinction
by dvd
I want to go back in time for a prehistoric shellfish buffet.
But there would be no cows for butter nor lemon trees.
Fuck.
by Anonymous Poet
real book title...clang!
"I Sold My Soul On Ebay"
took a look, laughed
amazon you darned monopoly you
by vhs
wine is fine but water''s
better, wet the whistle when
it's wetter, waterboy
likes captain insano
gets picked on and goes
full on fullback...
oh Adam Sandler
what has happened to thou
thou comedian gone
come back to us with Billy Madison
by vhs
"I have a laser!!!"
"Oh yeah, i have a force field!"
"Oh yeah, i have ice cream!"
"Ok Davey you win"
by vhs
it's a distraction
but a woman's voice would make
things a lot more worth
the time here i think
people who don't care get stagnant
and as boring as the
old mean guy at the
bar who crosses paths with
every new timer come in
we have the guys who
share the stories of their time
wisdom is best shared
by vhs
do i need to get
mean and start doing the old
spiritual warfare thing here?
by vhs