oh yes...something some-
thing pearls before something some
thing, swine something and
i thought stewie as
Darth Vader was a bit of
a paradox, or
Dark Helmet was a
bit of a jest too, i don't
know what rick does now
by vhs
concerning those folks
who made a career out of
impersonations
the late rich little
was one who often poked fun
at his fellow folks
who had a bit of
fame in their day, to be thus
remembered and punked
by vhs
Old coder joke
There are no bugs
They're just "features"
by fuse
Dead moths make me sad
Never meant to hurt them all
Accidents happen
by fuse
Aaaand now I need to download
Scribe
Sample of Thermodynamic Moronic
Had me laughing at equations
For the first time in my life
by dvd
what were those light bulb
things called that ran the old main
frame computer things?
by vhs
the first bug ever
found in a mainframe was a
real moth, burned out on
one of those light bulbs
used to run computers
hence the term "bug"
by vhs
That AP was me.
The Darthiest Figpucker
that ever pucked figs.
https://www.scribd.com/document/350140222/evi1-a-novel-about-you
Cloned mammoth burgers.
I'd like to be first in line.
Hold the mayonnaise.
by Anonymous Poet
AP
Make sure to try the auroch and
Mammoth
They must have tasted good
If they were hunted to extinction
by dvd
I want to go back in time for a prehistoric shellfish buffet.
But there would be no cows for butter nor lemon trees.
Fuck.
by Anonymous Poet
real book title...clang!
"I Sold My Soul On Ebay"
took a look, laughed
amazon you darned monopoly you
by vhs
wine is fine but water''s
better, wet the whistle when
it's wetter, waterboy
likes captain insano
gets picked on and goes
full on fullback...
oh Adam Sandler
what has happened to thou
thou comedian gone
come back to us with Billy Madison
by vhs
"I have a laser!!!"
"Oh yeah, i have a force field!"
"Oh yeah, i have ice cream!"
"Ok Davey you win"
by vhs
it's a distraction
but a woman's voice would make
things a lot more worth
the time here i think
people who don't care get stagnant
and as boring as the
old mean guy at the
bar who crosses paths with
every new timer come in
we have the guys who
share the stories of their time
wisdom is best shared
by vhs
do i need to get
mean and start doing the old
spiritual warfare thing here?
by vhs
you ever see the gimp
catch it in the sawsky, it
was tasty...
if that was cool, it
is on a slab, dead and in a
jar in storage
by vhs
oh contrare monfreer
edgy is caring, and junk
is a sickness, the
path to the dead end
the cold sweat, the big chill, the
end, mouth of satan
chewed for eternity
betrayer of self
by vhs
Ohio suing opiate drug companies
Cannabis illegal there
Let's just illegalize pain
Man made laws solve everything
by Whitey Everyday
A word in edge-wise
I don't care that you don't care
Must be more to you
by teeth of ready your incontinental ballistic haiku missiles
Nostalgia disease.
Remember a few years back
when some crank junkie
tried to cook meth in
an Oklahoma Walmart?
Ah, the good old days.
by df
There is nothing edgy about the net.
Edgy is shooting heroin at a Dead show in the 90s.
And proclaiming the God-ness of Jerry while
showing your testicles to girls around a campfire
who all laugh because you have a shattered brain
and laughing is the only thing appropriate.
He will reproduce with LSD ravaged DNA,
his offspring better off for it, really.
Edgy is not caring.
by df
i hope to see some
different threads added to quilt
and weave the haiku
by vhs
Cloning olive trees
Must be done at the right time
Standing together
by adam ben adam
I'll see you in a
bit, as for mud well i have
to clean off the shoes
by vhs
Run in woods barefoot
Shopping wearing only clay
Now that is freedom
by dvd
sometimes when i
think Emerson, i don't think
Emerson but Emerson
Lake and Palmer
by vhs
still despite the fact
Soundgarden and Alice in
Chains and Corrosion
of Conformity and God
Lives Underwater and Sheep On
Drugs, they are dark
wallowing and depressed
but Nine Inch Nails and other
stuff like that can
actually cheer a person up in
the right circumstances!!!!
by vhs
life is too short to
be lived in a crummy way
when i was younger
maybe i could be down
and depressed but now i don't
feel the need or want
or the point. I may
feel down sometimes but a less
than perfect good mood
beats an endless tantrum
which seems like a waste of
time to me right now
by vhs
The Good mood is with
a bit of anger to the cynicism
expressed in the world
today, i feel good because
it is a big middle finger to all
the crummy nasty meanness
and i am tired
of the meanness. i may slip
up but as The Doctor
said in the Time War
when he had has enough, gruffly
said "NO MORE!"
by vhs
for schizzle my nizzle
i learned about the other day
just add zzzs to the middle
of burgizzes with frishizzles
and a glass of burizzle bud
lidizzle :)
by vhs
anthony burgess
wrote a clockwork orange
and the wanting seed
the wanting seed is
a nasty dystopia itself as
a book, as overpopulation
and disdain for reproduction
well Burgess sounded really
Scottish, pass me some
of the old moloko
and i will peet it with Hershey
syropo in it
moloko-milk
peet-drink
by vhs
it is an overwhelming
tsunami of hate and
tyrany as people
reject reason for
reaction, and those who stand
still might be swept
in the human waves
what a worrying time to
be alive in reallly
but it has always
seemed that way in the past
the future surprises
by vhs
our enemies have
thrown their lives away and protest
in hordes or destroy
themselves destroying
others, and bad juju is
psychically invasive
it is a demon
i believe that somewhat literally
it needs to be cast out
by vhs
boomer protestor
"everything is COR PER ET maaaannn,..."
SJW spawn screams
"RACIST!!!!" teams of subcultures
prepare for some kind of war
and forget Jesus died for
all their sins, as man
forgets it's humanity and
The Beast bares it's fangs
sounds like a metal album don't it?
by vhs
the paradox of haiku
and haiku like poems is that
they are short blurbs meant
for timeless concentration
not drink espresso and cram
as much activity in
one day as possible
but it is America here
and America is on Dunkin Time
by vhs
i hear 1990s hits
at work, Salt and Peppa
Haddaway, The Spice Girls
some Pearl Jam maybe
that one song by Semisonic
or the New Radicals
I appreciate it
by vhs
popeye was an arcade
game by nintendo in 1982
and you thought they
just did Zelda and
mario! but could mario
eat the can of spinach
and just punch bowser
off the screen?
by vhs
don;t rock the jukebox
what's a jukebox, pinball mach-
ine arcade game, board
game, what's analog?
I'll google it, how come you can't
download the water
filled game with stuff in
it, i can't program this!
in other news people still make
games for the atari 2600, odyssey 2, intellivision and vectrex
vectrex is a weird litle system
with vector grapics like the arcade games asteroids and star castle
by vhs
it is the turn of
the screw, the paradox of
these times that the folks
older seem child like
in some respects, and that i
find maturity
in the younger sorts
more so, and it takes time for
the cycle to right
itself as has before
by vhs
this was a place where
the Net was "edgy" but now
nostalgiawise most
who collect vhs
are older or see it as a
hobby, most get thrown
out, I can watch "Battle
Beyond The Stars" on youtube
terrible movie with
its sci fi charm but
i have always liked good bad
sci fi sorts of films
by vhs
when i saw this entry
on the website here I'd had
folks aware i was trying to
post stuff here as well.
So what does this say? When I
was in college there
were a lot of sad
angry people talking to
the camera and
how down life was, and
the professors in the more
creative circles
seemed a bit touched
like competing with the students
I feel this has come
to a head today
so here i am right of center
writing a "political"
essay in not really
haiku, and i respond in
horror to what my
friends read here
by vhs
I'm tired of being a whore.
Been taking on way too many huge equation-cocks.
Up all night for too little cash.
Fucking cheap cheating Arabs.
I want to go back in time and be a mathematician.
A real one.
So I could enjoy the fucking.
DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal.
Yes, I love South Park.
Still haven't been to get a check up yet.
But a couple weeks back I did shit blood.
I think it was a 'roid popping.
Now THAT's entertainment!
by df
Narcissistic? Check
Someone needed way more hugs
Still hope you don't die
by dvda is df's emotional hemorrhoids hijacking his computer
A man at the edge of a deadly cliff
Someone's son
Someone's father
A voice in his head
"Jump"
If you're really there
Then get behind me
Give me a push
Find out who's real
Fight or flight
I'm actually laughing
by Someone
Eyes fixed on moon
Transcendental animal flight
Told ahead of time
Why learn Norwegian, migrate?
Program continues uninterrupted
Sorry for the inconvenience
by adam ben adam
The monarch butterfly
Strict migration schedule
Deep program hidden
Hatching from cocoon
by adam ben adam
People are dancing
In circles bright circles dark
People are changing
by adam ben adam
Einstein relativity
All happening simultaneously
A bead on a string
Transcendental cat above
Wide eyed and transfixed
by dvd
Caffeine overdose
Deja vu
Flashback to youth
Caffeine overdose
Jamais vu
Flashforward to adult
Two places two times at once
Tramalfador or bust
by dvd
The fermentation
Sweet becomes bitter dad said
Can make one dizzy
by dvd