Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #56659
There is nothing edgy about the net.
Edgy is shooting heroin at a Dead show in the 90s.
And proclaiming the God-ness of Jerry while
showing your testicles to girls around a campfire
who all laugh because you have a shattered brain
and laughing is the only thing appropriate.

He will reproduce with LSD ravaged DNA,
his offspring better off for it, really.

Edgy is not caring.
Haiku #56659
Posted: May 31, 2017 4:07 pm ET
Poet & location: df