That AP was me.
The Darthiest Figpucker
that ever pucked figs.

https://www.scribd.com/document/350140222/evi1-a-novel-about-you

Cloned mammoth burgers.
I'd like to be first in line.
Hold the mayonnaise.

AP
Make sure to try the auroch and
Mammoth
They must have tasted good
If they were hunted to extinction

I want to go back in time for a prehistoric shellfish buffet.
But there would be no cows for butter nor lemon trees.
Fuck.

real book title...clang!
"I Sold My Soul On Ebay"
took a look, laughed

amazon you darned monopoly you

wine is fine but water''s
better, wet the whistle when
it's wetter, waterboy

likes captain insano
gets picked on and goes
full on fullback...

oh Adam Sandler
what has happened to thou
thou comedian gone

come back to us with Billy Madison

"I have a laser!!!"
"Oh yeah, i have a force field!"
"Oh yeah, i have ice cream!"

"Ok Davey you win"

it's a distraction
but a woman's voice would make
things a lot more worth

the time here i think
people who don't care get stagnant
and as boring as the

old mean guy at the
bar who crosses paths with
every new timer come in

we have the guys who
share the stories of their time
wisdom is best shared

do i need to get
mean and start doing the old
spiritual warfare thing here?

you ever see the gimp
catch it in the sawsky, it
was tasty...

if that was cool, it
is on a slab, dead and in a
jar in storage

oh contrare monfreer
edgy is caring, and junk
is a sickness, the

path to the dead end
the cold sweat, the big chill, the
end, mouth of satan

chewed for eternity
betrayer of self

Ohio suing opiate drug companies
Cannabis illegal there
Let's just illegalize pain
Man made laws solve everything

A word in edge-wise
I don't care that you don't care
Must be more to you

Nostalgia disease.
Remember a few years back
when some crank junkie

tried to cook meth in
an Oklahoma Walmart?
Ah, the good old days.

There is nothing edgy about the net.
Edgy is shooting heroin at a Dead show in the 90s.
And proclaiming the God-ness of Jerry while
showing your testicles to girls around a campfire
who all laugh because you have a shattered brain
and laughing is the only thing appropriate.

He will reproduce with LSD ravaged DNA,
his offspring better off for it, really.

Edgy is not caring.

i hope to see some
different threads added to quilt
and weave the haiku

Cloning olive trees
Must be done at the right time
Standing together

I'll see you in a
bit, as for mud well i have
to clean off the shoes

Run in woods barefoot
Shopping wearing only clay
Now that is freedom

sometimes when i
think Emerson, i don't think
Emerson but Emerson

Lake and Palmer

still despite the fact
Soundgarden and Alice in
Chains and Corrosion

of Conformity and God
Lives Underwater and Sheep On
Drugs, they are dark

wallowing and depressed
but Nine Inch Nails and other
stuff like that can

actually cheer a person up in
the right circumstances!!!!

life is too short to
be lived in a crummy way
when i was younger

maybe i could be down
and depressed but now i don't
feel the need or want

or the point. I may
feel down sometimes but a less
than perfect good mood

beats an endless tantrum
which seems like a waste of
time to me right now

The Good mood is with
a bit of anger to the cynicism
expressed in the world

today, i feel good because
it is a big middle finger to all
the crummy nasty meanness

and i am tired
of the meanness. i may slip
up but as The Doctor

said in the Time War
when he had has enough, gruffly
said "NO MORE!"

for schizzle my nizzle
i learned about the other day
just add zzzs to the middle

of burgizzes with frishizzles
and a glass of burizzle bud
lidizzle :)

anthony burgess
wrote a clockwork orange
and the wanting seed

the wanting seed is
a nasty dystopia itself as
a book, as overpopulation

and disdain for reproduction
well Burgess sounded really
Scottish, pass me some

of the old moloko
and i will peet it with Hershey
syropo in it

moloko-milk
peet-drink

it is an overwhelming
tsunami of hate and
tyrany as people

reject reason for
reaction, and those who stand
still might be swept

in the human waves
what a worrying time to
be alive in reallly

but it has always
seemed that way in the past
the future surprises

our enemies have
thrown their lives away and protest
in hordes or destroy

themselves destroying
others, and bad juju is
psychically invasive

it is a demon
i believe that somewhat literally
it needs to be cast out

boomer protestor
"everything is COR PER ET maaaannn,..."
SJW spawn screams

"RACIST!!!!" teams of subcultures
prepare for some kind of war
and forget Jesus died for

all their sins, as man
forgets it's humanity and
The Beast bares it's fangs

sounds like a metal album don't it?

the paradox of haiku
and haiku like poems is that
they are short blurbs meant

for timeless concentration
not drink espresso and cram
as much activity in

one day as possible
but it is America here
and America is on Dunkin Time

i hear 1990s hits
at work, Salt and Peppa
Haddaway, The Spice Girls

some Pearl Jam maybe
that one song by Semisonic
or the New Radicals

I appreciate it

popeye was an arcade
game by nintendo in 1982
and you thought they

just did Zelda and
mario! but could mario
eat the can of spinach

and just punch bowser
off the screen?

don;t rock the jukebox
what's a jukebox, pinball mach-
ine arcade game, board

game, what's analog?
I'll google it, how come you can't
download the water

filled game with stuff in
it, i can't program this!

in other news people still make
games for the atari 2600, odyssey 2, intellivision and vectrex

vectrex is a weird litle system
with vector grapics like the arcade games asteroids and star castle

it is the turn of
the screw, the paradox of
these times that the folks

older seem child like
in some respects, and that i
find maturity

in the younger sorts
more so, and it takes time for
the cycle to right

itself as has before

this was a place where
the Net was "edgy" but now
nostalgiawise most

who collect vhs
are older or see it as a
hobby, most get thrown

out, I can watch "Battle
Beyond The Stars" on youtube
terrible movie with

its sci fi charm but
i have always liked good bad
sci fi sorts of films

when i saw this entry
on the website here I'd had
folks aware i was trying to

post stuff here as well.
So what does this say? When I
was in college there

were a lot of sad
angry people talking to
the camera and

how down life was, and
the professors in the more
creative circles

seemed a bit touched
like competing with the students
I feel this has come

to a head today
so here i am right of center
writing a "political"

essay in not really
haiku, and i respond in
horror to what my

friends read here

I'm tired of being a whore.
Been taking on way too many huge equation-cocks.
Up all night for too little cash.
Fucking cheap cheating Arabs.
I want to go back in time and be a mathematician.
A real one.
So I could enjoy the fucking.

DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal.
Yes, I love South Park.

Still haven't been to get a check up yet.
But a couple weeks back I did shit blood.
I think it was a 'roid popping.
Now THAT's entertainment!

Narcissistic? Check
Someone needed way more hugs
Still hope you don't die

A man at the edge of a deadly cliff
Someone's son
Someone's father
A voice in his head
"Jump"
If you're really there
Then get behind me
Give me a push
Find out who's real
Fight or flight
I'm actually laughing

Eyes fixed on moon
Transcendental animal flight
Told ahead of time
Why learn Norwegian, migrate?
Program continues uninterrupted
Sorry for the inconvenience

The monarch butterfly
Strict migration schedule
Deep program hidden
Hatching from cocoon

People are dancing
In circles bright circles dark
People are changing

Einstein relativity
All happening simultaneously
A bead on a string
Transcendental cat above
Wide eyed and transfixed

Caffeine overdose
Deja vu
Flashback to youth
Caffeine overdose
Jamais vu
Flashforward to adult
Two places two times at once
Tramalfador or bust

The fermentation
Sweet becomes bitter dad said
Can make one dizzy

Art is making a big mess
But working through it anyway
Beauty is a secondary circumstance
Not a coincidence

People can mistake
Pleasure for happiness
Happiness for pleasure
Not necessarily the same
No such thing as drug abuse
Molecules are too small
Self abuse
Self immolation self flagellation

Fed the snake his tail
New autofellatio
Cast in the abyss

whatever goes on in
the world the act of creation
seems to go right on

the pitfalls of art
mistaking the habits of
those who created

for the act of art
lives ruined more for hubris
warnings to others

fighting revulsion
of controversial artists
and writers i know

I will not tread their
roads not taken, for i see the
bones on their paths, on

paths forsaken even by
the weary Robert Frost, some
times their narrow road

leadeth to destruction
but it is just a footpath
on that wide road

facing the demons
of our ancestors the dads
pass their curse or their

blessings unto the next