Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #56638
I'm tired of being a whore.
Been taking on way too many huge equation-cocks.
Up all night for too little cash.
Fucking cheap cheating Arabs.
I want to go back in time and be a mathematician.
A real one.
So I could enjoy the fucking.

DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal.
Yes, I love South Park.

Still haven't been to get a check up yet.
But a couple weeks back I did shit blood.
I think it was a 'roid popping.
Now THAT's entertainment!
Haiku #56638
Posted: May 31, 2017 5:16 am ET
Poet & location: df