excuse me TECMO Bowl...
by vhs
i understand football
i don't watch it much but i
like it when i do
i don't know the teams
but i like an old game called
Techno Bowl on the
Original NES...
yes there are video games
in haiku on here
by vhs
Old Doctor Who, the
monster was made out of bubble
wrap and special lighting
new Doctor Who the
monster is state of the art
CGI and often better
than Hollywood stuff now
by vhs
i wonder if there's
anyone using old comps
like Apple IIs or
c-64s, or things like
that, look up commodore 64
games on Yo-Tube there
imagine a REAL flop
disc, real like bendy THAT'S how
we did it old school
by vhs
Simultaneous
masturbation festival
it's nearly bed time
by df
it seems like would be
stand up comedians who
are guys mostly right
now, sort of a kind
of philosopher and a
guy who might be a
real philosopher
professionally (he is now)
posting stuff on here
by vhs of hint hint ;)
Verifying disc.
System recovery set.
Shit takes forever.
by df
I don't think I'd like
barbequed iguana sounds
silly folks from there
would eat such a thing
but oh those silly 1980s
trickle down money...
by vhs
What the fuck kind of
dumb name is Shia LaBeouf
any Goddamn way.
by df
Wall of Voodoo did
a song called "Mexican
Radio". it was odd
but i find stuff like
that fun, and i post that so
folks might look it up
by vhs
Ass ramming cream pie
chocolate puff ball boner
blow up doll wizard.
by df
Thank God for steroids.
Or science or whatever.
Nasal Olympics.
by df
fucking allergies
that time of year I suppose
strange tropical funk
ha ha ha ha CHU!
blow honk spray nasal snot mist
sorry about that
by df
Who knows vhs
Maybe you'll start a new site
May all your seeds sprout
by dvd
the artist needs angst
to get their mojo workin'
fuel on the bonfire
by ash
despite all this bad
stuff in the world today i
know one thing, like
Selene in the flick
Underworld, lady heroes
like Wonder Woman
KICK ASS
by vhs
i once read poems
at a little circle of
folks that somehow seemed
well, off, and this jolt
of survival instinct kicked
in, i left and soon
after the group broke up
by vhs
I'm wondering if
this website fits in with stuff
i need to let go
by vhs
well you know like those
pringles you can't eat just one
you have to post one
more haikuish thing
by vhs
one last post then the
exercise routine, keeps me
going, keeps me sane
need.....more......exercise...
by vhs
alanis morrisette
is overshadowed by katy
perry, also ironic
by Anonymous Poet
irony would be
a nice thing to bring back but
the irony is things
are too scary to be
ironic anymore which is
very ironic don't you think?
wish all we had to
be concerned about was rain
on one''s wedding day
by vhs
people throw away
their old movies for the bright
new shiny thing and
realize later on
the things they threw out there's a
collector's market now
same with my star wars
toys from Kenner i gave away
well money money
by vhs
well creation has
to keep coming, tides still wash
sea glass and sea shells
like clockwork despite
all the silly and scary things man
does such as causes junk
to wash up as well
by vhs
i'm procrastinating
I've things to do, and it's like
having the old game
system out and realizing
the clock is now at noon and
breakfast is soon done
it's lunch
by vhs
the mot terrifying
times in my life are letting some
not so great thing go
but when i do, it
feels like, why didn't i
do that long ago???
by vhs
one day seems like the
worst ever but like a quilt
it adds to the whole
thing of the piece, each
square, good times, bad times
dull times, quiet times
a human life all
display for insight and memory
a weaved tapestry
of time
by vhs
if i see the old
stores going away tis a
stark world we live in
but the same spirit
of ragnarok was in the
Lord of the Rings
and as always i
remind folks the Ring gets melted
the Death Star is
destroyed and Kathy
Griffith sales are declining
now Bjork needs a comeback
by vhs
the 1990s were
supposed to be so dark but
now we have a world
to be depressed in
but the response in my soul
is I need to do
something good to try
and counteract the evil in
the world, and it takes
willpower to do
just that and i will be flawed
but that is me
by vhs
the folks reading these
words, as i read some i read
with absolute horror
the doors to R'yleh
have broken open and the
Beast is out in wrath
but evil's time is short
by vhs
it's whining they say
and the votes quietly come in
and push those folks out
that want to divide
kathy is out, tours cancelled
let's see barns go up
libraries get funded
let's learn a tack from the Amish
and get it together
or weird al will do a parody video of all this stuff in our mad world
by vhs
i mean summer folks
coming out and the narcissism
the anger, the just
blind selfish focus
that overshadows the good in
any and all things, when
the good comes out that
break in the clouds that sense we
forgot our tribal
instincts to Thomas Hobbes
and woke up to a bigger picture
of a less tribal tribe
we are what we believe
by vhs
i was speaking to
a nice young man going to
law enforcement and
only if the art and
english students had that role
model of someone who
gave them confidence
in the creative world, cause
some professors don't
get it because they
forget they are there for their
students, but some do
remember, and they
tend to remember their
service to their charges
and to instill a
sense of guidance, obi wan
and not darth sidious
by vhs
and the example
of the baby boom going bust
well we are picking
on each other in
a time of great need to get
that whatever is
still human about
us and i hate to say it
being the libertarian
i am, get our hoods
back together, and i mean neigh
borhoods, the acts of
getting it together
i don't know what to do but
whatever you're advocating
in frustration is sure as hell not it
by vhs
this world we live in
has a lot of bad things in it
some of them are made
up by people to
explain away a world gone
crazy, the end times some
say, so people go
post weird stuff on youtube and
alex jones gets loud
more ghost stuff, more pro
and polarized stuff and it
all falls down, the game
ashes to ashes
we all fall down
by vhs
i dont play yasuo
yasuo is the most cancer
i dont have cancer
by league of legends of summoners rift
No luck. Negative.
Fucking bloody hem-horrid.
Why the fuck do Asians always take selfies like every five fucking minutes??? Christ, it's annoying. Everything they eat, everything they buy or wear..... FUCK! I want to slap the narcissism out of their cell phone addicted faces.
I'm sorry... what were we talking about?
by df
chemo was the bomb
till immunotherapy
lined up a clear shot
https://aeon.co/essays/why-are-people-still-dying-of-cancer
by ash
daesh brotherhood
the charles manson family
relative madness ?
by ash
adam ben adam
you can wear your foil beanie
but i'm living proof
by ash
I remember the good old days when close friends went on suicidal killing sprees just for the fun of it.
Now it has to mean something.
Fucking terrorists.
Can't we put religion and politics and money aside and just kill each other for sport and good times like back in the 90's?
by df of At the urologists pricing a penis enlargement
"but that's not a haiku"
"well I'm working on it right now"
"how many does it take???"
"Well till i go to work"
"what about last minute rush?"
"that's tomorrows haiku"
"this really is bad"
"you do realize you are talking
to yourself right now"
by vhs
this site is from a
time when things seemed a bit wild
and the Net was the
shizznit, but now it
is the thing that really is
central to this life
information and commerce
social contacts, wikis, chats
and emails for starts
by vhs
so much for books, I've
found the RationalWiki
which has rational
things in it but when
the power goes down, i can
still watch the crows fly
by vhs
and it will be on
the television news once
or twice, violence
a thing over there
till it is in one's space, one's face
how does it end?
by vhs
having had many
relatives pass from cancer
it will kill you, but
sometimes people live
with it and sometimes it goes
away. some of us
want to relive youth
the giant party when all
was possible, it
has no words sometimes
when this sort of thing prevails
by vhs
Cancer cells die when absorbing
Microscopic diamond
Healthy cells are fine
Most common use for cancer cure:
Trash bags
Human priorities
by adam ben adam
my experience ?
cancer is not a battle
it's misunderstood
part of your being
believes itself immortal
but it's delusion
lacking self control
and going exponential
it seals its own fate
the metastasis
of first world aspirations
is a metaphor
by ash
deluded zealots
if your god wants people dead
waiting will do it
by ash
I took research drugs.
I had one digit IQ.
Go ask Tim Leary.
by Anonymous Poet