Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #56715
No luck. Negative.
Fucking bloody hem-horrid.
Why the fuck do Asians always take selfies like every five fucking minutes??? Christ, it's annoying. Everything they eat, everything they buy or wear..... FUCK! I want to slap the narcissism out of their cell phone addicted faces.
I'm sorry... what were we talking about?
Haiku #56715
Posted: June 5, 2017 2:54 am ET
Poet & location: df