2.6

"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill

2.5

"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to

2.4

"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But 'cuz I want to

2.3

"Scrutiny Mutiny"

When they become us
Stranger becomes familiar
Word you outdated

2.2

"Universe Junior"

If you think of it
You are within everything
And vice versa too

2.1

"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect

1.7

"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding lapis

1.6

"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct

1.5

"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward

1.4

"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish

1.3

"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay

1.2

"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender

1.1

"Stupor Nostra"

One eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?

I give you good sir
A BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
Now you know it's me

got a lot on my
mind, friend said i think too much
about things out of

my control. Chris
Cornell is dead, and i don't know
why that has happened

DF has gone rogue
VHS holds down the fort
some things do not change

And then there's me -- igniting my thunderous flatus with the embers whilst displaying my blistered bleeding horrid hemorrhoids to those who just want to huddle around the fire for warmth and food.

I think in some circles that's called being an evil rat bastard.
Who am I to argue.

People have said that since the first camp fire.

I'm at a point in
my life where i want to just drop
out of society

and let society
just utterly burn itself
out and just cave in

so people can put
things back in order and make
this stuff work again

well there will always
be crybabies, i met mine last
night within me, so

if you can't take a
joke, call it racism, use
the law to censor

it and then lead the
new social pariah
to feel they can't breathe

Now I must go take my kids to some shitty movie... fun fun fun.

I guess I could sit in the back row with my computer and headphones and watch porn.

Only a real creep would even think along those lines, huh?

Okay, okay... Take a dump and off I go.

Hillary Hellery Celery.
She should have eaten celery instead of all those booger burgers.
Her ass is way too fat for anyone to mock her.
This isn't mocking. This is real news.
--Darth Figpucker, CNN Reporter

If she were president, we could threaten our enemies with her immense ass as a gravity weapon. North Korea would have to submit and those missiles would just be swallowed up by her cellulite, which in her case is called celluheavy.

They are both shitty.
Politics is so dirty
I hate it that way

well if i mocked
hillary on here then i say
shes just too dull to

mock

http://linkbun.ch/04rw7

The real news is that
Trump is controlled by Russia
with gay sex photos.

From blackmail, Trump
will do whatever they say,
even nuke China.

The pics are on film,
not digital, and his wife
took the photographs.

well the train is off
the tracks, and ann coulter is
getting off the stop

Are you saying there's
a picture of fries or spilled
fries on your t-shirt?

We must know these things.

the problem is I'm
wearing a t-shirt has french
fries on it, what gives?

I am a whorebeast.
Being as such, I have cash.
My pimps treat me right.

if you sit in your
fucking basement all day and
contact other sorts

blame other people
for your own problems it's much
easier to be

a furry than it
is to be a productive
furry buys their own fur

internet whorebeasts!
unwilling or unable
to feel sympathy

current news problem
global cyber attack, thus
corporate news does

actually report
on something for once and now
Styxhexenhammer666

in a haiku, i don't
know what the ex-satanist
will think of that one

What's all the matter?
Did it go splatter on the platter?
The former or the latter?

what the hell what the
hell, hank hill is going nuts
right now, so am i

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Bill wasn't funny
you are funny. I'm trying
to keep up with your

mildly psychopathic
writing style. case in point
Gen X was minimalist

and liked girls in latex

I am craving beef.
The whole entire carcass.
Gutted and butchered.

I'll crawl inside it.
Slowly eating my way out.
Just like Alien.

I still hate counting.
Numbers will make you turn gay.
Consider "The Count".

He almost caused the
breakup of Bert and Ernie.
Say No to Numbers!

Seriously though. Asian talent and game shows seem to have the most hideous and overplayed laugh track on the planet... not sure if all of Asia, but the Philippines certainly. Fucking hideous.

No, no I haven't.
Attempted the book a long time ago... another lifetime ago, I think.
Never tried it since. Maybe time for it again.
But then... why read it if you live it?

i take it you read
the snippet in naked lunch
about the talking asshole

It's not very much fun when your hemorrhoids become sentient.
They've taken to singing theme songs from Asian game shows.
The laugh track is the worst.
It makes my ears bleed and fills my soul with hatred.
Colon cancer would be a most fitting death.

*and call me Caitlyn....
shit I can't even complete a thought without fucking it up.
Christ... time for the nursing home. Get the Depends ready.

Did you know that
SQRT(a ± b) = SQRT((a + u)/2) ± SQRT((a - u)/2)
if a > b > 0 and u = SQRT(a^2 - b^2)
???
I didn't know that and I've been doing this shit a long time.
What the fuck is wrong with me?!
Split my cock and Caitlyn.

Modern Arial to Ground Assault?
Masturbation Anonymous Group Association?
My Ass Grinds Awkwardly?
Mi Amigo Gringo Asshole?
Micturition Anencephaly Grotesque Arbitration?

lunch is the last thing
ever on my mind, as they burn
books in Cali to

save the digital
copies, cover their own sick mad
natures as we wait

for a generation
of worthless psychopaths to
die off so we can

rebuild America
MAGA doesn't seem like such
a bad idea right now

There's a small chance I could have worms.
Saw one in the toilet, but it wasn't after I'd pooped.
It was about 2 inches long, just wiggling around in there.
So, I took some worm meds.
Now I'm going to see Alien Covenant.

no really, what is in spam?