1.3
"All Relative"
When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.2
"New Ritual"
Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.1
"Stupor Nostra"
One eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?
by adam ben adam of upstairs
I give you good sir
A BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
Now you know it's me
by adam ben adam of upstairs
got a lot on my
mind, friend said i think too much
about things out of
my control. Chris
Cornell is dead, and i don't know
why that has happened
by vhs
DF has gone rogue
VHS holds down the fort
some things do not change
by Mandingo Ebola of East Wing Shithole
And then there's me -- igniting my thunderous flatus with the embers whilst displaying my blistered bleeding horrid hemorrhoids to those who just want to huddle around the fire for warmth and food.
I think in some circles that's called being an evil rat bastard.
Who am I to argue.
by Anonymous Poet
People have said that since the first camp fire.
by df
I'm at a point in
my life where i want to just drop
out of society
and let society
just utterly burn itself
out and just cave in
so people can put
things back in order and make
this stuff work again
by vhs
well there will always
be crybabies, i met mine last
night within me, so
if you can't take a
joke, call it racism, use
the law to censor
it and then lead the
new social pariah
to feel they can't breathe
by vhs
Now I must go take my kids to some shitty movie... fun fun fun.
I guess I could sit in the back row with my computer and headphones and watch porn.
Only a real creep would even think along those lines, huh?
Okay, okay... Take a dump and off I go.
by Anonymous Poet
Hillary Hellery Celery.
She should have eaten celery instead of all those booger burgers.
Her ass is way too fat for anyone to mock her.
This isn't mocking. This is real news.
--Darth Figpucker, CNN Reporter
If she were president, we could threaten our enemies with her immense ass as a gravity weapon. North Korea would have to submit and those missiles would just be swallowed up by her cellulite, which in her case is called celluheavy.
by Anonymous Poet
They are both shitty.
Politics is so dirty
I hate it that way
by T
well if i mocked
hillary on here then i say
shes just too dull to
mock
by vhs
http://linkbun.ch/04rw7
by elliott morrison of Houston, Tx
The real news is that
Trump is controlled by Russia
with gay sex photos.
From blackmail, Trump
will do whatever they say,
even nuke China.
The pics are on film,
not digital, and his wife
took the photographs.
by Anonymous Poet
well the train is off
the tracks, and ann coulter is
getting off the stop
by vhs
Are you saying there's
a picture of fries or spilled
fries on your t-shirt?
We must know these things.
by Anonymous Poet
the problem is I'm
wearing a t-shirt has french
fries on it, what gives?
by vhs
I am a whorebeast.
Being as such, I have cash.
My pimps treat me right.
by Anonymous Poet
if you sit in your
fucking basement all day and
contact other sorts
blame other people
for your own problems it's much
easier to be
a furry than it
is to be a productive
furry buys their own fur
by vhs
internet whorebeasts!
unwilling or unable
to feel sympathy
by Anonymous Poet
current news problem
global cyber attack, thus
corporate news does
actually report
on something for once and now
Styxhexenhammer666
in a haiku, i don't
know what the ex-satanist
will think of that one
by vhs
What's all the matter?
Did it go splatter on the platter?
The former or the latter?
by Anonymous Poet
what the hell what the
hell, hank hill is going nuts
right now, so am i
by vhs
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Bill wasn't funny
you are funny. I'm trying
to keep up with your
mildly psychopathic
writing style. case in point
Gen X was minimalist
and liked girls in latex
by vhs
I am craving beef.
The whole entire carcass.
Gutted and butchered.
I'll crawl inside it.
Slowly eating my way out.
Just like Alien.
by Anonymous Poet
I still hate counting.
Numbers will make you turn gay.
Consider "The Count".
He almost caused the
breakup of Bert and Ernie.
Say No to Numbers!
by Anonymous Poet
Seriously though. Asian talent and game shows seem to have the most hideous and overplayed laugh track on the planet... not sure if all of Asia, but the Philippines certainly. Fucking hideous.
by Anonymous Poet
No, no I haven't.
Attempted the book a long time ago... another lifetime ago, I think.
Never tried it since. Maybe time for it again.
But then... why read it if you live it?
by Anonymous Poet
i take it you read
the snippet in naked lunch
about the talking asshole
by vhs
It's not very much fun when your hemorrhoids become sentient.
They've taken to singing theme songs from Asian game shows.
The laugh track is the worst.
It makes my ears bleed and fills my soul with hatred.
Colon cancer would be a most fitting death.
by ridge rockwood
*and call me Caitlyn....
shit I can't even complete a thought without fucking it up.
Christ... time for the nursing home. Get the Depends ready.
by carrer londo
Did you know that
SQRT(a ± b) = SQRT((a + u)/2) ± SQRT((a - u)/2)
if a > b > 0 and u = SQRT(a^2 - b^2)
???
I didn't know that and I've been doing this shit a long time.
What the fuck is wrong with me?!
Split my cock and Caitlyn.
by Exit road of another good captcha, but I like the previous one better
Modern Arial to Ground Assault?
Masturbation Anonymous Group Association?
My Ass Grinds Awkwardly?
Mi Amigo Gringo Asshole?
Micturition Anencephaly Grotesque Arbitration?
by irapuato pluguffan of My fave captcha so far
lunch is the last thing
ever on my mind, as they burn
books in Cali to
save the digital
copies, cover their own sick mad
natures as we wait
for a generation
of worthless psychopaths to
die off so we can
rebuild America
MAGA doesn't seem like such
a bad idea right now
by vhs
There's a small chance I could have worms.
Saw one in the toilet, but it wasn't after I'd pooped.
It was about 2 inches long, just wiggling around in there.
So, I took some worm meds.
Now I'm going to see Alien Covenant.
by df of dyke orsol
no really, what is in spam?
by vhs
watch the religious
digs, there's a part of me
that might forget that
i am SUPPOSED to
be a Christian but you know how
THAT works, history
by vhs
you know you always
put me on the spot but as
always, truth to trolls
leftover ham mostly
the Russians liked it during
world war two. saved lots
vikings also seem to
like spam spam spam spam spam spam
but who likes Treet?
by vhs
I like to learn things
Interesting article
Thank you for helping
by ipeeinmyownmouth of Chinese spam factory
Spam consists of ground up Chinese abortions and anti-communist sympathizers and the occasional religious person.
Shaved, put in a steam cooker with MSG, gelatin, and preservatives. Voila! Spam.
And you thought it was rejected pork scraps.
by Anonymous Poet
now maybe we will
have the ingredients of
spam posted here next
by vhs
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by opweeryp of USA
well i think we just
got the ingredients to
cheetos that last post
i like cheetos
by vhs
Vegetable oil (corn, canola, and/or sunflower) Cheese seasoning (whey, cheddar cheese [milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes], canola oil, maltodextrin [made from corn], salt, whey protein concentrate, monosodium glutamate, natural and artificial flavors, lactic acid, citric acid, artificial color [yellow 6]) Salt.
Just fucking because!
by Anonymous Poet
We'll, no matter what,
I wouldn't want to do his job.
Way too much stress there
by T
i've known you for years
DPF, same gen as the
Donald himself, self
assured, word for
word, carrying signs and not
repairing bridges
by vhs