Hillary Hellery Celery.
She should have eaten celery instead of all those booger burgers.
Her ass is way too fat for anyone to mock her.
This isn't mocking. This is real news.
--Darth Figpucker, CNN Reporter

If she were president, we could threaten our enemies with her immense ass as a gravity weapon. North Korea would have to submit and those missiles would just be swallowed up by her cellulite, which in her case is called celluheavy.

They are both shitty.
Politics is so dirty
I hate it that way

well if i mocked
hillary on here then i say
shes just too dull to

mock

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The real news is that
Trump is controlled by Russia
with gay sex photos.

From blackmail, Trump
will do whatever they say,
even nuke China.

The pics are on film,
not digital, and his wife
took the photographs.

well the train is off
the tracks, and ann coulter is
getting off the stop

Are you saying there's
a picture of fries or spilled
fries on your t-shirt?

We must know these things.

the problem is I'm
wearing a t-shirt has french
fries on it, what gives?

I am a whorebeast.
Being as such, I have cash.
My pimps treat me right.

if you sit in your
fucking basement all day and
contact other sorts

blame other people
for your own problems it's much
easier to be

a furry than it
is to be a productive
furry buys their own fur

internet whorebeasts!
unwilling or unable
to feel sympathy

current news problem
global cyber attack, thus
corporate news does

actually report
on something for once and now
Styxhexenhammer666

in a haiku, i don't
know what the ex-satanist
will think of that one

What's all the matter?
Did it go splatter on the platter?
The former or the latter?

what the hell what the
hell, hank hill is going nuts
right now, so am i

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Bill wasn't funny
you are funny. I'm trying
to keep up with your

mildly psychopathic
writing style. case in point
Gen X was minimalist

and liked girls in latex

I am craving beef.
The whole entire carcass.
Gutted and butchered.

I'll crawl inside it.
Slowly eating my way out.
Just like Alien.

I still hate counting.
Numbers will make you turn gay.
Consider "The Count".

He almost caused the
breakup of Bert and Ernie.
Say No to Numbers!

Seriously though. Asian talent and game shows seem to have the most hideous and overplayed laugh track on the planet... not sure if all of Asia, but the Philippines certainly. Fucking hideous.

No, no I haven't.
Attempted the book a long time ago... another lifetime ago, I think.
Never tried it since. Maybe time for it again.
But then... why read it if you live it?

i take it you read
the snippet in naked lunch
about the talking asshole

It's not very much fun when your hemorrhoids become sentient.
They've taken to singing theme songs from Asian game shows.
The laugh track is the worst.
It makes my ears bleed and fills my soul with hatred.
Colon cancer would be a most fitting death.

*and call me Caitlyn....
shit I can't even complete a thought without fucking it up.
Christ... time for the nursing home. Get the Depends ready.

Did you know that
SQRT(a ± b) = SQRT((a + u)/2) ± SQRT((a - u)/2)
if a > b > 0 and u = SQRT(a^2 - b^2)
???
I didn't know that and I've been doing this shit a long time.
What the fuck is wrong with me?!
Split my cock and Caitlyn.

Modern Arial to Ground Assault?
Masturbation Anonymous Group Association?
My Ass Grinds Awkwardly?
Mi Amigo Gringo Asshole?
Micturition Anencephaly Grotesque Arbitration?

lunch is the last thing
ever on my mind, as they burn
books in Cali to

save the digital
copies, cover their own sick mad
natures as we wait

for a generation
of worthless psychopaths to
die off so we can

rebuild America
MAGA doesn't seem like such
a bad idea right now

There's a small chance I could have worms.
Saw one in the toilet, but it wasn't after I'd pooped.
It was about 2 inches long, just wiggling around in there.
So, I took some worm meds.
Now I'm going to see Alien Covenant.

no really, what is in spam?

watch the religious
digs, there's a part of me
that might forget that

i am SUPPOSED to
be a Christian but you know how
THAT works, history

you know you always
put me on the spot but as
always, truth to trolls

leftover ham mostly
the Russians liked it during
world war two. saved lots

vikings also seem to
like spam spam spam spam spam spam
but who likes Treet?

I like to learn things
Interesting article
Thank you for helping

Spam consists of ground up Chinese abortions and anti-communist sympathizers and the occasional religious person.
Shaved, put in a steam cooker with MSG, gelatin, and preservatives. Voila! Spam.

And you thought it was rejected pork scraps.

now maybe we will
have the ingredients of
spam posted here next

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well i think we just
got the ingredients to
cheetos that last post

i like cheetos

Vegetable oil (corn, canola, and/or sunflower) Cheese seasoning (whey, cheddar cheese [milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes], canola oil, maltodextrin [made from corn], salt, whey protein concentrate, monosodium glutamate, natural and artificial flavors, lactic acid, citric acid, artificial color [yellow 6]) Salt.

Just fucking because!

We'll, no matter what,
I wouldn't want to do his job.
Way too much stress there

i've known you for years
DPF, same gen as the
Donald himself, self

assured, word for
word, carrying signs and not
repairing bridges

He's a fucking Cheeto!
Artificial fluorescent obnoxious and bad for your health.
With a tiny little dick.
He should be eliminated.
Like burritos on Wednesday morning.

serious answer
he's a gemini, that kind
tend to be chaos

socially in mind
flittering from thought to thought
he thinks that if he

shows force then the world
will respect the USA
and respect the terms

of this country

Vaginas are horrible things and not to be trusted.
Look at all the damage they've done.
Eskimos for example.
If not for vaginas there would be no Eskimos.
Or Inuits. Whatever.

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Serious question:
Is the president insane?
I just don't get him.

i don't FEEL like a
posting on here but you know
keep going on'non

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between alex jones
satanic conspiracies and
people i really

do know who have their
personalties split through this
hypnosis crap, why

the hell does my comp
want to keep having me go
play fucking Farmville

What's really fun is
drunken vector calculus
for hookers and drugs.