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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

now maybe we will
have the ingredients of
spam posted here next
Haiku # 56440, May 8, 2017 12:26 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56439, May 7, 2017 7:42 pm ET
by opweeryp of USA
well i think we just
got the ingredients to
cheetos that last post

i like cheetos
Haiku # 56438, May 7, 2017 1:57 pm ET
by vhs
Vegetable oil (corn, canola, and/or sunflower) Cheese seasoning (whey, cheddar cheese [milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes], canola oil, maltodextrin [made from corn], salt, whey protein concentrate, monosodium glutamate, natural and artificial flavors, lactic acid, citric acid, artificial color [yellow 6]) Salt.

Just fucking because!
Haiku # 56437, May 7, 2017 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We'll, no matter what,
I wouldn't want to do his job.
Way too much stress there
Haiku # 56436, May 6, 2017 2:35 pm ET
by T
i've known you for years
DPF, same gen as the
Donald himself, self

assured, word for
word, carrying signs and not
repairing bridges
Haiku # 56435, May 6, 2017 1:52 pm ET
by vhs
He's a fucking Cheeto!
Artificial fluorescent obnoxious and bad for your health.
With a tiny little dick.
He should be eliminated.
Like burritos on Wednesday morning.
Haiku # 56434, May 6, 2017 2:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
serious answer
he's a gemini, that kind
tend to be chaos

socially in mind
flittering from thought to thought
he thinks that if he

shows force then the world
will respect the USA
and respect the terms

of this country
Haiku # 56433, May 5, 2017 1:42 pm ET
by vhs
Vaginas are horrible things and not to be trusted.
Look at all the damage they've done.
Eskimos for example.
If not for vaginas there would be no Eskimos.
Or Inuits. Whatever.
Haiku # 56432, May 4, 2017 9:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56431, May 4, 2017 2:17 pm ET
by twurytru of USA
Serious question:
Is the president insane?
I just don't get him.
Haiku # 56430, May 4, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by T
i don't FEEL like a
posting on here but you know
keep going on'non
Haiku # 56429, May 4, 2017 1:23 pm ET
by vhs
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by Sumantha Black of UK
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Haiku # 56426, May 4, 2017 2:32 am ET
by Alia Dsouza of UK
between alex jones
satanic conspiracies and
people i really

do know who have their
personalties split through this
hypnosis crap, why

the hell does my comp
want to keep having me go
play fucking Farmville
Haiku # 56425, May 3, 2017 12:20 pm ET
by vhs
What's really fun is
drunken vector calculus
for hookers and drugs.
Haiku # 56424, May 3, 2017 7:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pooping is fun.
It is fun to poop.
Trust me.
Haiku # 56423, May 2, 2017 10:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wait a minute it's
a D with the number 8...
someone is going

to let me have it
jokes wise or whatever and
not a made man here...
Haiku # 56422, May 2, 2017 12:29 pm ET
by vhs
it's the letter b
with equal signs and the number
8 at the end
Haiku # 56421, May 2, 2017 12:04 pm ET
by vhs
B=====D
(it's a skinny one, with a big head.)
Haiku # 56420, May 2, 2017 8:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd like to submit a dick pic here.
Why don't we have that option?
I'm going somewhere else.
Haiku # 56419, May 2, 2017 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whuf... whuf...
There you go.
A new pair of pants.
Haiku # 56418, May 2, 2017 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Pants" sounds strange to me
Meter is always running
Spew thoughts while you can
Haiku # 56417, May 2, 2017 12:37 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
I'm not counting silly bulls.
Cows are logical, but their milk tastes funny.
Rabbit milk yogurt is too expensive for me.
Dog milk yogurt is cheap. Red Rocket, Red Rocket!
Haiku # 56416, May 1, 2017 4:19 pm ET
by Anymouse Poet
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Haiku # 56415, May 1, 2017 4:59 am ET
by etwyeyey of USA
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Haiku # 56414, May 1, 2017 4:51 am ET
by orwupiuo of USA
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Haiku # 56413, April 30, 2017 5:33 pm ET
by JAMES of FAMOUS
under pavement
lies the public's
manifesto of doubt
Haiku # 56412, April 30, 2017 5:31 pm ET
by Richard Apper of Tokyo
no, the irs
is too busy going on
with right wing tax dodge

crap, the aliens just
want to play with Cartman's ass
so dont you worry
Haiku # 56411, April 30, 2017 2:21 pm ET
by vhs
If I write something here will the aliens and the IRS come get me?
Haiku # 56410, April 30, 2017 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
will we have naked
lunch spam, bots posting spam to
one another once

our lonely race who
invented The Machines are
but scrap in the past
Haiku # 56409, April 29, 2017 1:46 pm ET
by vhs
i didn't know andre
had written spam after the
immoralist but

who knows, who gives
Haiku # 56408, April 28, 2017 3:07 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56407, April 27, 2017 7:34 pm ET
by pooeuuit of USA
there's the before and
after thing which no one knows
what is was like when

the jedi were still

with us
Haiku # 56406, April 27, 2017 2:08 pm ET
by vhs
isn't it fun to speak
in acronyms, MREs
anyone? taste test
Haiku # 56405, April 26, 2017 10:19 am ET
by vhs
Positivity
Tough to muster in strange times
Do it anyway
Haiku # 56404, April 26, 2017 8:35 am ET
by T
i'm so i don't care
if the SHTF it
just gets it over

much much much sooner
than it would if it drew itself
out through snowflakes
Haiku # 56403, April 25, 2017 1:22 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56402, April 25, 2017 8:17 am ET
by eoierwoy of USA
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Haiku # 56401, April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET
by ouriutpt of USA
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Haiku # 56400, April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET
by perituui of USA
They're called dishwashers, Lush!
I can't believe you'd use the W-word on here.
That is tasteless.
Haiku # 56399, April 25, 2017 1:13 am ET
by df
i don't have words for this except the end of the book of Revelations
Haiku # 56397, April 24, 2017 2:14 pm ET
by vhs of Hall RENTED
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Haiku # 56396, April 24, 2017 6:43 am ET
by iweieryt of USA
Looking forward to the demise of the Earth.
I hope we have enough fire power.
Testes, testes, 1, 2,... 3?
Haiku # 56395, April 24, 2017 6:42 am ET
by barton calle
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Haiku # 56394, April 23, 2017 3:36 pm ET
by iweieryt of USA
we know that china
is ramping up the army
and other forces

and they're into these
computer war things and this
spam is a testing...
Haiku # 56393, April 23, 2017 1:58 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56392, April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET
by iiwtipip of USA
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Haiku # 56391, April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET
by ueetiwwp of USA
i hate cliches
Haiku # 56390, April 22, 2017 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
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