Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

isn't it fun to speak
in acronyms, MREs
anyone? taste test
Haiku # 56405, April 26, 2017 10:19 am ET
by vhs
Positivity
Tough to muster in strange times
Do it anyway
Haiku # 56404, April 26, 2017 8:35 am ET
by T
i'm so i don't care
if the SHTF it
just gets it over

much much much sooner
than it would if it drew itself
out through snowflakes
Haiku # 56403, April 25, 2017 1:22 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56402, April 25, 2017 8:17 am ET
by eoierwoy of USA
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Haiku # 56401, April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET
by ouriutpt of USA
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Haiku # 56400, April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET
by perituui of USA
They're called dishwashers, Lush!
I can't believe you'd use the W-word on here.
That is tasteless.
Haiku # 56399, April 25, 2017 1:13 am ET
by df
i don't have words for this except the end of the book of Revelations
Haiku # 56397, April 24, 2017 2:14 pm ET
by vhs of Hall RENTED
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Haiku # 56396, April 24, 2017 6:43 am ET
by iweieryt of USA
Looking forward to the demise of the Earth.
I hope we have enough fire power.
Testes, testes, 1, 2,... 3?
Haiku # 56395, April 24, 2017 6:42 am ET
by barton calle
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Haiku # 56394, April 23, 2017 3:36 pm ET
by iweieryt of USA
we know that china
is ramping up the army
and other forces

and they're into these
computer war things and this
spam is a testing...
Haiku # 56393, April 23, 2017 1:58 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56392, April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET
by iiwtipip of USA
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Haiku # 56391, April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET
by ueetiwwp of USA
i hate cliches
Haiku # 56390, April 22, 2017 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
I'll guess have to fuck my wife tonight.
Can I get her drunk and pay one of you to do it?
email me: Darthfigpucker2@gmail.com.
Haiku # 56388, April 22, 2017 7:33 am ET
by calle hornet
This ain't your Aunt May's haiku.
This here's the real mother fuckin' McCoy.
No, not Star Trek, you fucking geek.
Hillbilly clan feuds.
Feuds, not foods.
Possum roadkill pot pie.
Corn mash hangover throbbing.
Haiku # 56387, April 22, 2017 7:31 am ET
by viersen taxi
Awaken sleeping
You become the things you do
Do they become you?
Haiku # 56386, April 22, 2017 1:14 am ET
by Snooty Haberdasher of nice restroom
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Haiku # 56385, April 20, 2017 8:25 am ET
by wipiwtuw of USA
Happy Four Twenty!
Smoke the sticky green goodness
Cure for what ails you
Haiku # 56384, April 20, 2017 1:19 am ET
by Unless you have emphysema...then it could kill you of Rocky Mountain High
The sky above
When you need
places to eat near me
http://places-to-eat-near-me.mobi
Haiku # 56383, April 19, 2017 9:19 am ET
by Sindy of united States
You are all crazy
What is this sick mess of words?
None of it makes sense.
Haiku # 56382, April 19, 2017 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ëþáîé òåêñò 2 ñëîâà
Haiku # 56381, April 18, 2017 10:20 pm ET
by DuglasebiBluem of Tajikistan
Perhaps Komodo dragons.
Afterwards you can have it made into a suitcase.
And Komodo nuggets.
Haiku # 56380, April 18, 2017 7:47 pm ET
by Lyon Ruelle
We need to move forward.
Discover strange new species with which to have sex.
Been thinking about ostriches.

Don't think anyone's ever buggered an ostrich.
But maybe Prince Charles once did.
You never know.
Haiku # 56379, April 18, 2017 7:42 pm ET
by Street Massaua
of course it's real and
there was sick shit in the 90s
did you see the flick

Strangeland? who knew that
Dee Snyder could do that shit
but his music was

fun and i miss it
The House of Hair must still be
on the air, somewhere
Haiku # 56378, April 18, 2017 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
Cephalopod porn.
The Land of the Rising Sun.
It's quite real, my friend.

'Toons don't do justice
to the perversions they have.
You have to dig deep.
Haiku # 56377, April 17, 2017 4:56 pm ET
by Tels Centre
Star Wars StarWars, one two free. Nippress Ash sexually! w00t! w00t!
Haiku # 56376, April 17, 2017 11:15 am ET
by iamback
Ash hole....Nippress, doing El sexo..In da ocean of love
Haiku # 56375, April 17, 2017 11:14 am ET
by iamback
Nippress and Ash....
Gay StarWars themed wedding,
Storm Pooper and Darth Gaydar
Sitting in a tree F U C K I N G. w00t!
Haiku # 56374, April 17, 2017 11:13 am ET
by iamback
it's a pagan day
holy day remade to say
a guy came back from

the dead and we sell
cards, plastic eggs, candy, brunch
Happy Easter y'all
Haiku # 56373, April 16, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
you can't do in real
life what you can in cartoons
it is why the mind

of Japan's psyche
is out and about in cartoons
under the radar there.

name the fetish it
is there, and we thought the pulp
covers were the id

of American
dreams covered in our collect
perverse mind pool
Haiku # 56372, April 15, 2017 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
Happy Easter!
Haiku # 56371, April 14, 2017 7:33 pm ET
by df of by the way
Forget that animated hentai fighter porn.
I mean REAL women putting REAL octopi (octopussies?)
up their pussies. They love those suction cups.
Haiku # 56370, April 14, 2017 7:31 pm ET
by df of I may fuck pigs, but never a cephalopod.
hentaied behind my
back, hens tied my shoes and those
damn tentacles...fucked!
Haiku # 56369, April 14, 2017 1:35 pm ET
by vhs of CRESCENT SOLD
It takes a brave soul
to commit hari kari
or read these haiku.
Haiku # 56368, April 13, 2017 8:10 pm ET
by caccia fern
Better than haiku.
Japanese octopus porn.
Those silly Nippers.
Haiku # 56367, April 13, 2017 8:09 pm ET
by 20th esperamos
Or using captchas
as a corny pseudonym.
Organic blue corn.
Haiku # 56366, April 13, 2017 8:05 pm ET
by Permit Avenue
it is like someone
took Dadaism and made it
post on these haiku
Haiku # 56365, April 13, 2017 12:53 pm ET
by vhs of DUGGAN MARKET
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Haiku # 56364, April 13, 2017 2:45 am ET
by rrowupro of USA
Chili and cheddar.
Served with brown rice and corn chips.
'Cause, fuck it, I can.
Haiku # 56363, April 12, 2017 10:24 pm ET
by zone Lorraine
Red Hot Blues corn chips.
By The Garden of Eatin'.
I am an addict.
Haiku # 56362, April 12, 2017 10:22 pm ET
by Time Ashgrove
Tax day and Easter.
Do you see the irony?
How holy are you?
Haiku # 56361, April 12, 2017 10:21 pm ET
by Soissons Auto
Christ walked on water.
The Anti-Christ swam on land.
The duck was puzzled.
Haiku # 56360, April 12, 2017 10:16 pm ET
by oassant 1000
I'm sick of counting.
These goddamn numbers don't mean a thing.
Fuck it.
Haiku # 56359, April 12, 2017 10:13 pm ET
by yarnscombe zambeze
If we could rewind....
Would the movie end the same?
Alas, we can not
Haiku # 56358, April 11, 2017 9:17 pm ET
by T
probably not but
it is the Real VHS
who can't rewind, yo
Haiku # 56357, April 11, 2017 2:19 pm ET
by vhs
Article Source a viral game app is not that much difficult.
Haiku # 56356, April 11, 2017 12:29 pm ET
by ouuropop of USA
Tis Lady Gaga?
Must have better things to do.
Than count syllables
Haiku # 56355, April 11, 2017 8:54 am ET
by T
WAGA!!!
I love haiku!!!
Don't know how to write haiku!!!
Haiku # 56354, April 11, 2017 4:43 am ET
by Gaga of usa
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