I'm sick of counting.
These goddamn numbers don't mean a thing.
Fuck it.

If we could rewind....
Would the movie end the same?
Alas, we can not

probably not but
it is the Real VHS
who can't rewind, yo

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Tis Lady Gaga?
Must have better things to do.
Than count syllables

WAGA!!!
I love haiku!!!
Don't know how to write haiku!!!

Sabotaged pants death
Robot has diarrhea
Is that possible?

it would be nice if
someone could invent a thing
like tobacco which

not only acts like that
but it's actually good for us
tomacco, hmm?

oh those Simpsons

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on a "day of rest"
does it feel like it is hard
to get out of the

way

if you are in love
with a Trap then you do not
care that guy's a gal

You are not pointless
Snowflakes cause avalanches
Winds cry like bacon

she is my candy
so sweet to me, memory
Loving Is A Trap

All I have to say
Jenny if I did fuck you
I would lose my mind

don rickles joins the
rat pack in eternity
bye you hockey puck...

My life is pointless.
Nothing has become of me.
Thanks for noticing.

All life is pointless.
Just go ask an asteroid.
We need more of them

Transgender police.
Appropriately known as
inverted bacon.

Greasy toilet seats.
But they sure taste fantastic!
With fantastic taste.

Yes! You can rebel.
Go to seashore, sell seashells
Goodbye Don Rickles

how does one rebel
as a social statement or
do i just shut up?????????

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Men speak with their mouths.
Monkeys speak with their faces.
Pigs keep on eating.

it all begins with
promise but promise broken
ends with the gulag

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basketball tonight
March madness ends in April
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Most of the killing
occurs within our sick brains,
making them sicker.

Consume, buy more stuff,
assimilate, masturbate.
Never fornicate.

Never copulate
except to repopulate;
Make more consumers.

We'll grow them in jars,
and never need sex again.
Praise be to TV!

Problem with TV;
Too much killing, too few boobs.
Sick america

Killing is good sport.
It's a great day for murder.
Let's watch some TV.

I insult my wife
with much greater magnitude,
as the kids do I.

Killing mosquitoes
whilst defecating in the
outhouse is great fun.

it's just hot air, i
don't have the time to post like
i did so this stuff

will just go by the
wayside again, it's snowing
so april fools joke

there, mother nature
haha, funny, it'll be
gone soon enough

by the way i did
bookmark your book, now if i
had turned the cheek

there would you have now
gotten the point or does it
take eternal damnation

to get the point across?

one cannot take their
own lives with Occam's Razor
just reduce details

I'm a nice guy. I
don't fucking like you insulting
me in your posts

I think vhs
needs to get that sand out of
his vaginal lips.

But what do I know?
Could be a yeast infection.
And speaking of yeast...

Where's my Goddamn beer?
That's the important issue.
Once solved, all is fine.

Oh, and by the way,
Stephen King is fucking dull.
Read Catch-22.

Regarding my book,
I guess ten people read it.
That's enough for me.

Here's your link:
https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_AJPHAgAAQBAJ

That's fucking perfect!
bothet should have been bother
Either way,...goodbye

Drunken counting sucks
I embarrass myself here
Sorry to bothet

That should have been
Maceo Parker. James Brown
Saxophone player

Macro Parker
plays a sexy saxophone
Does that make me gay?

Oh the good old days
Animal would chase chickens
Drummers are crazy

well as things go you
can't go wrong with gonzo you
know he's already

a liar by the
way his nose is already
him and those chickens...

Hello!

Little did we know
Muppets are not real creatures
The lying bastards

i will mention stephen
king for some reason i just
wanted to say his

name in a haiku
here, because he is a true
living legend from

YOUR generation now
mister Darth PF sir now
where's your bad novel

(the evil story you once put hyperlinks to here???)

He who masturbates
at least seven times a day
has life well in hand.

Never tried cocaine.
But, Goddamn it, I'd like to.
Sadly, I'm not rich.

Have you ever flicked
boogers from your car to hit
the next car's window.

It's great stop light fun.
Better than making scary
faces at children.

My computer sucks.
But should I get a new one?
It would also suck.

Fucking Windows 10.
Goes down more often than a
Filippino whore.

It's super duper!
The Trooper Pooper Scooper.
Order yours today!

it's a battle with
spam versus real people if
the bots can write the

haiku or complain which
isn't really haiku well
can we really tell?