Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

I'm a nice guy. I
don't fucking like you insulting
me in your posts
Haiku # 56326, April 1, 2017 1:11 pm ET
by vhs
I think vhs
needs to get that sand out of
his vaginal lips.

But what do I know?
Could be a yeast infection.
And speaking of yeast...

Where's my Goddamn beer?
That's the important issue.
Once solved, all is fine.

Oh, and by the way,
Stephen King is fucking dull.
Read Catch-22.

Regarding my book,
I guess ten people read it.
That's enough for me.

Here's your link:
https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_AJPHAgAAQBAJ
Haiku # 56325, April 1, 2017 8:18 am ET
by df of cerrada calle
That's fucking perfect!
bothet should have been bother
Either way,...goodbye
Haiku # 56324, April 1, 2017 2:56 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Rain confuses me
Drunken counting sucks
I embarrass myself here
Sorry to bothet
Haiku # 56323, April 1, 2017 2:50 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of April Foolish
That should have been
Maceo Parker. James Brown
Saxophone player
Haiku # 56322, April 1, 2017 2:42 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of fuck spellcheck
Macro Parker
plays a sexy saxophone
Does that make me gay?
Haiku # 56321, April 1, 2017 2:30 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of South China Sea
Oh the good old days
Animal would chase chickens
Drummers are crazy
Haiku # 56320, April 1, 2017 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
well as things go you
can't go wrong with gonzo you
know he's already

a liar by the
way his nose is already
him and those chickens...
Haiku # 56319, March 31, 2017 2:12 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56318, March 31, 2017 6:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Little did we know
Muppets are not real creatures
The lying bastards
Haiku # 56317, March 31, 2017 12:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i will mention stephen
king for some reason i just
wanted to say his

name in a haiku
here, because he is a true
living legend from

YOUR generation now
mister Darth PF sir now
where's your bad novel

(the evil story you once put hyperlinks to here???)
Haiku # 56316, March 30, 2017 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
He who masturbates
at least seven times a day
has life well in hand.
Haiku # 56315, March 29, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by df of usine leste
Never tried cocaine.
But, Goddamn it, I'd like to.
Sadly, I'm not rich.
Haiku # 56314, March 29, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by df of calderara sumet
Have you ever flicked
boogers from your car to hit
the next car's window.

It's great stop light fun.
Better than making scary
faces at children.
Haiku # 56313, March 29, 2017 9:08 pm ET
by df of cupa valley
My computer sucks.
But should I get a new one?
It would also suck.

Fucking Windows 10.
Goes down more often than a
Filippino whore.
Haiku # 56312, March 29, 2017 9:02 pm ET
by df of Calle 4100
It's super duper!
The Trooper Pooper Scooper.
Order yours today!
Haiku # 56311, March 29, 2017 8:58 pm ET
by df of StarCard Cleaning
it's a battle with
spam versus real people if
the bots can write the

haiku or complain which
isn't really haiku well
can we really tell?
Haiku # 56310, March 29, 2017 11:40 am ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56308, March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET
by Sebastian of Portugal
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Haiku # 56307, March 29, 2017 4:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eu-fucking-reka!
I found what women are for.
For giving shit to.
Haiku # 56306, March 28, 2017 10:25 pm ET
by df of sanc whitman
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Haiku # 56305, March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56304, March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it would be nice to
see the world calm down again
but anger boils hot
Haiku # 56303, March 28, 2017 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
smoking after sex
let thoughts flee through veils of grey
where words could have been
Haiku # 56302, March 28, 2017 10:16 am ET
by vince
I'd like some pot seeds
from the Amsterdam seed bank.
How can I order?
Haiku # 56301, March 28, 2017 1:36 am ET
by df of third main
Holy Mennonites!
Virtual agriculture!
Can I smoke e-pot?
Haiku # 56300, March 28, 2017 1:31 am ET
by df of dane ixtapaluca
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Haiku # 56299, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56298, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56297, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56296, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56295, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
Haiku # 56294, March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET
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Haiku # 56293, March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET
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Haiku # 56292, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
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Haiku # 56291, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by yuiwyoer of USA
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and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
Haiku # 56290, March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56289, March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET
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Haiku # 56288, March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET
by uywotwwe of USA
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Haiku # 56287, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56286, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56285, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56284, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56283, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku # 56282, March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku # 56281, March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET
by vhs
a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku # 56280, March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku # 56279, March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET
by vhs
We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku # 56278, March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku # 56277, March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
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