a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs

i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here

We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?

I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?

Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.

well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank

World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed

No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.

No problem! That's the
Easiest Part Of My Job!
As slowly we rot.

Insurance sales are
Methadone placebos for
Chasing green dragons

Free Beer was not a
Stroke of genius for these two
Dweebs naming their band

Remedy vampire
Slowly draining life from my
Bloody fingertips

i read a guy named
neil howe, that same book that this
steve bannon guy

likes, with the late will
iam strauss, it's called the fourth turning
and it is you

know "iffy" but it
makes some sense of this crazy
season we are in

Nope, he's not dead yet.
But he's off the radio
And that makes me sad

yes doctor D was
a radio pioneer and
did he just pass on?

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Doctor Demento
Was radio pioneer?
Definitely strange

and now to break up
the all too vocal spam with
a spacer haiku

and of course

spam spam spam spam...spam
spam spam spam, baked beans and spam
vienna sausage

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Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

I should figure out
how to make New York pretzels.
I'll then quit my job.

And have much more time
to write my happy haiku
to lighten your days.

DFP Pretzels!
Just now hot from the oven!
Get 'em while they're fresh!

Only two dollars!
Cheese, mustard, lemon, garlic,
or road-kill raccoon!

That sounds pretty good.
Pretzels with lemon frosting.
Paired with German beer.

seems you're often down
but there were times we'd get down
and you wouldn't be

bitter and twisted
you're like a lemon pretzel
and way too salty

Legos do not bleed.
Although we'd like for them to.
So we fantasize.

Silly old pop songs
I love so many of them
So sexy it hurts

Right...said Fred... he's too
sexy for haiku oh no
i guess one will do...ooo

I'm not throwing out
vhs tapes, vhs.
You're just too sexy.

Hello!

we all have a death
wish in some form or other
i think one form of

it is "planned ob-
solecence" or however
we spell that term there

throw out dvds
throw out vhs tapes make
room for more new crap

Giant volcanoes
belching toxic gas over
the entire world.

I'd then be happy.
We'd not have caused our own end.
God's dark comedy.

Books can do great things
Foster imagination
Dinosaur stories

i worry most when i
see a generation go "whats
a.....book?" then go on

the smart tv and
see that there's millenials
with their own weblog

about their favorite books
to read, shows what i know, keep
going youtube...reader...

Sauropod flatus
similarly started
the dinosaurs end.

Methane greenhouse gas
had given rise to deserts
and less food to eat.

The asteroid then
finished off the lizards' reign.
What comes after us?

Will they dig up our
fossils to see our mistakes
and then learn from them?

Or will they get drunk,
watch football and politics,
and eat cheese burgers?

cow farts are killers
they will slowly seal our fate
getting their revenge

We should get back to
talking about flatulence
as a form of fuel.

gallons of water
across the world had salt etc etc
fukashima...well then

nuclear powered
water, poisoned so what do
we do about that???

well drink water or
something else but something else
has water in it

Oceans of potions
Can not give us the notions
To fix our big mess

There is no life here.
It is all in the ocean.
For a short while.

that it does and all
the short cuts were the path the
prodigal son took

the difficult path
turns out to be easier
in the long running

no, sometimes what's odd
is even keeled but thinks
like number seven

Hello!

It's odd how haiku
look like a hand turned sideways
giving the finger.

Over consumption
of Central American
cuisine bloats my gut.

Like a puffer fish,
a balloon ready to pop,
I thusly explode.

As lava erupts,
rivulets run hot and foul,
filling the caverns.

Below city streets,
the newborn life, if called that,
becomes self-aware.