BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
193 Days
67554 Haikus
it's a pagan day
holy day remade to say
a guy came back from

the dead and we sell
cards, plastic eggs, candy, brunch
Happy Easter y'all
Haiku #56373, by vhs
April 16, 2017 1:07 pm ET

you can't do in real
life what you can in cartoons
it is why the mind

of Japan's psyche
is out and about in cartoons
under the radar there.

name the fetish it
is there, and we thought the pulp
covers were the id

of American
dreams covered in our collect
perverse mind pool
Haiku #56372, by vhs
April 15, 2017 12:11 pm ET

Happy Easter!
Haiku #56371, by df of by the way
April 14, 2017 7:33 pm ET

Forget that animated hentai fighter porn.
I mean REAL women putting REAL octopi (octopussies?)
up their pussies. They love those suction cups.
Haiku #56370, by df of I may fuck pigs, but never a cephalopod.
April 14, 2017 7:31 pm ET

hentaied behind my
back, hens tied my shoes and those
damn tentacles...fucked!
Haiku #56369, by vhs of CRESCENT SOLD
April 14, 2017 1:35 pm ET

It takes a brave soul
to commit hari kari
or read these haiku.
Haiku #56368, by caccia fern
April 13, 2017 8:10 pm ET

Better than haiku.
Japanese octopus porn.
Those silly Nippers.
Haiku #56367, by 20th esperamos
April 13, 2017 8:09 pm ET

Or using captchas
as a corny pseudonym.
Organic blue corn.
Haiku #56366, by Permit Avenue
April 13, 2017 8:05 pm ET

it is like someone
took Dadaism and made it
post on these haiku
Haiku #56365, by vhs of DUGGAN MARKET
April 13, 2017 12:53 pm ET

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Haiku #56364, by rrowupro of USA
April 13, 2017 2:45 am ET

Chili and cheddar.
Served with brown rice and corn chips.
'Cause, fuck it, I can.
Haiku #56363, by zone Lorraine
April 12, 2017 10:24 pm ET

Red Hot Blues corn chips.
By The Garden of Eatin'.
I am an addict.
Haiku #56362, by Time Ashgrove
April 12, 2017 10:22 pm ET

Tax day and Easter.
Do you see the irony?
How holy are you?
Haiku #56361, by Soissons Auto
April 12, 2017 10:21 pm ET

Christ walked on water.
The Anti-Christ swam on land.
The duck was puzzled.
Haiku #56360, by oassant 1000
April 12, 2017 10:16 pm ET

I'm sick of counting.
These goddamn numbers don't mean a thing.
Fuck it.
Haiku #56359, by yarnscombe zambeze
April 12, 2017 10:13 pm ET

If we could rewind....
Would the movie end the same?
Alas, we can not
Haiku #56358, by T
April 11, 2017 9:17 pm ET

probably not but
it is the Real VHS
who can't rewind, yo
Haiku #56357, by vhs
April 11, 2017 2:19 pm ET

Article Source a viral game app is not that much difficult.
Haiku #56356, by ouuropop of USA
April 11, 2017 12:29 pm ET

Tis Lady Gaga?
Must have better things to do.
Than count syllables
Haiku #56355, by T
April 11, 2017 8:54 am ET

I love haiku!!!
Don't know how to write haiku!!!
Haiku #56354, by Gaga of usa
April 11, 2017 4:43 am ET

Sabotaged pants death
Robot has diarrhea
Is that possible?
Haiku #56353, by Judge Much? of Dollywood
April 10, 2017 10:37 pm ET

it would be nice if
someone could invent a thing
like tobacco which

not only acts like that
but it's actually good for us
tomacco, hmm?

oh those Simpsons
Haiku #56352, by Anonymous Poet
April 9, 2017 12:03 pm ET

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Haiku #56351, by yriyerty of USA
April 8, 2017 11:25 pm ET

on a "day of rest"
does it feel like it is hard
to get out of the

Haiku #56350, by vhs
April 8, 2017 1:04 pm ET

if you are in love
with a Trap then you do not
care that guy's a gal
Haiku #56349, by vhs
April 8, 2017 12:04 pm ET

You are not pointless
Snowflakes cause avalanches
Winds cry like bacon
Haiku #56348, by Mandingo Ebola of here......always, and all ways
April 8, 2017 3:58 am ET

she is my candy
so sweet to me, memory
Loving Is A Trap
Haiku #56347, by Anonymous Poet
April 8, 2017 3:52 am ET

All I have to say
Jenny if I did fuck you
I would lose my mind
Haiku #56346, by Anonymous Poet
April 8, 2017 2:12 am ET

don rickles joins the
rat pack in eternity
bye you hockey puck...
Haiku #56345, by vhs
April 7, 2017 1:15 pm ET

My life is pointless.
Nothing has become of me.
Thanks for noticing.

All life is pointless.
Just go ask an asteroid.
We need more of them
Haiku #56344, by Anonymous Poet
April 7, 2017 12:39 pm ET

Transgender police.
Appropriately known as
inverted bacon.

Greasy toilet seats.
But they sure taste fantastic!
With fantastic taste.
Haiku #56343, by df of reule
April 7, 2017 12:38 pm ET

Yes! You can rebel.
Go to seashore, sell seashells
Goodbye Don Rickles
Haiku #56342, by T
April 6, 2017 9:58 pm ET

how does one rebel
as a social statement or
do i just shut up?????????
Haiku #56341, by vhs of FONCIA DISPONIBLE
April 6, 2017 10:33 am ET

I truly appreciate this article.Really thank you! Fantastic.
Haiku #56340, by wtuttuwy of USA
April 5, 2017 8:39 pm ET

Men speak with their mouths.
Monkeys speak with their faces.
Pigs keep on eating.
Haiku #56339, by df of Waco fermata
April 5, 2017 8:04 pm ET

it all begins with
promise but promise broken
ends with the gulag
Haiku #56338, by vhs of RAVEN IMPASSE
April 4, 2017 1:31 pm ET

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Haiku #56337, by Kevin of New York
April 4, 2017 10:43 am ET

basketball tonight
March madness ends in April
cash for fat white guys
Haiku #56336, by Anonymous Poet
April 3, 2017 8:49 pm ET

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Haiku #56335, by williamsmith of Brisbane
April 3, 2017 5:53 am ET

Most of the killing
occurs within our sick brains,
making them sicker.

Consume, buy more stuff,
assimilate, masturbate.
Never fornicate.

Never copulate
except to repopulate;
Make more consumers.

We'll grow them in jars,
and never need sex again.
Praise be to TV!
Haiku #56334, by df of B4493 Line
April 2, 2017 6:05 pm ET

Problem with TV;
Too much killing, too few boobs.
Sick america
Haiku #56333, by Mandingo Ebola
April 2, 2017 2:28 pm ET

Killing is good sport.
It's a great day for murder.
Let's watch some TV.
Haiku #56332, by df of Park Central
April 1, 2017 9:25 pm ET

I insult my wife
with much greater magnitude,
as the kids do I.
Haiku #56331, by df of largantier epping
April 1, 2017 7:57 pm ET

Killing mosquitoes
whilst defecating in the
outhouse is great fun.
Haiku #56330, by df of chapel public
April 1, 2017 7:52 pm ET

it's just hot air, i
don't have the time to post like
i did so this stuff

will just go by the
wayside again, it's snowing
so april fools joke

there, mother nature
haha, funny, it'll be
gone soon enough
Haiku #56329, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:26 pm ET

by the way i did
bookmark your book, now if i
had turned the cheek

there would you have now
gotten the point or does it
take eternal damnation

to get the point across?
Haiku #56328, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:21 pm ET

one cannot take their
own lives with Occam's Razor
just reduce details
Haiku #56327, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:17 pm ET

I'm a nice guy. I
don't fucking like you insulting
me in your posts
Haiku #56326, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:11 pm ET

I think vhs
needs to get that sand out of
his vaginal lips.

But what do I know?
Could be a yeast infection.
And speaking of yeast...

Where's my Goddamn beer?
That's the important issue.
Once solved, all is fine.

Oh, and by the way,
Stephen King is fucking dull.
Read Catch-22.

Regarding my book,
I guess ten people read it.
That's enough for me.

Here's your link:
Haiku #56325, by df of cerrada calle
April 1, 2017 8:18 am ET

That's fucking perfect!
bothet should have been bother
Either way,...goodbye
Haiku #56324, by Mandingo Ebola of Rain confuses me
April 1, 2017 2:56 am ET