why do i feel like
the more i post here the more
meaningless it is
by vhs
Toad tripping is lame.
Mushrooms will give you visions.
All of them are true.
A mushroom asks a
girl to dance and she declines..
"But I'm a fun guy!"
by df
Lick the dirty toad
Take it home, to your abode
Make it a sandwich
by adorable kittens
The frog swims through filth.
Yet he rather enjoys it.
No one will eat him.
by df
I will vote for Trump
if he fixes this website
to get rid of spam.
by df of Just Kidding! Jeeez!
writing taking shit
as it comes down sitting and
spreading words down like
peanut butter stuff
what can i say but write more
spam will still spam on
by vhs
well one candidate
is insane and extroverts
piss me off real bad
glares at the poop head
still want to be pres, you can
throw poo at the folks
who want to hustle
bustle, invade, tear apart
and globalize, hmm
by vhs
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by darth rigpuker
Robin Williams dead
Charlie Sheen is still alive
There is no justice
by Anonymous Poet
What was I doing?
Oh, I completely forgot.
This is for haiku.
After producing my third pound of nasal mucus and lung oysters this morning, thankfully no longer with blood, one tends to lose track of counting silly bulls.
Is it mold or dust?
Or demonic possession?
Out, you fucking whore!
Get out of my head!
Netti pot holy water.
Tried everything else.
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by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Nasdaq: DFI
I was going to post something lewd crude and disgusting, but forgot what it was. Fucking meds got me all fucked up in the head.
I paid a poacher $1000 to bring me a severed elephant penis with which to make medicinal soup. He brought it to me, but it was suspiciously dark in color. St. Louis is a strange town.
by df
... doing strange things with licorice whips.
by Anonymous Poet
Once Hillary Clinton takes office, I think she should leave her cheating husband and sleep with several male interns, but then once that phase passes, she should marry Donald Trump and they can shred the US Constitution and form the New World Empire under which date rape and murder will become legal and laws will be made by stock holders with the largest shares and all women will be required to carry condoms in case some random stranger wants to rape them while eating a polar bear sandwich.
by vhs of Lounging on Darth Figpucker's couch, drinking his German beer while his mistress dances around naked doing strange things with l
Men who eat pussy
are known as pussy-eaters.
Lesbians hate them.
by df
Does the bible say
that I can't screw sea urchins
if I am careful?
by Satanic Bumble Bees Attaining Self-Awareness and Dark Wisdom of Your Back Yard Under the Lightening Scarred Tree.
Hello!
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Stockholm, Sweden
by Howdy Ho! of Up shit creek w/o a paddle.
Vap
by Farty of New Zealand
Pav
by marty of Australia
about time he says and
i say pony girl married
her, now i cart her
around, and that's ok :)
by vhs
Oh fuck me running!
Spam to cure to nail funk.
Now that is funny!
Mushrooms are fungi.
And you can trip on mushrooms.
Can I suck your toes?
by df
Hello!
by Darth Figpucker, Inc.
yes now if I'm on
again mAYBE dPF
will show up and we
can go back to my
"Look at me I'm a Christian"
and he can say "poop"
by vhs
mild and wild just had
some down time here growing old
average haiku
by vhs aka ronin
haiku oh haiku
ever more like walter white
than like walt whitman
by ash
cold wether returns
soft white blanket virgin snow
urinate your name
by Anonymous Poet
Spaghetti with meat
But not just any meat! It is...
GLORIOUS BALLS OF MEAT
by Anonymous Poet
What the heck happened?
Neither Darth or VHS?
This place a graveyard
by Anonymous Poet
Baseball playoff games
Taking waaaay too fucking long
Leads to much napping
by Anonymous Poet
Legal anabolic steroids do exist and this is surprising to some. To find legal anabolic steroids you need to understand all the ins and outs.
http://www.crazybulkguide.com/
by Crazy Bulk of California, USA
Hell no, we won't go!
Wait, you're going to Paris?
Well that sounds like fun.
by Anonymous Poet
shark in your bathtub
she is not here to make friends
record for evidence
by Lord of the Dance
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by towpwoue of USA
hammertoe cheap shoes
young folks meals raimens and spam
older, beans and rice
by vhs
Ode to Bacon Bits:
You are so damn delicious
Will you marry me?
by Anonymous Poet
going down to south
park and the jokes are mature
as we mature and
irony is replaced
by networking and selfies
what's a vhs???
by vhs
actual donuts
can be pretty dangerous
now, those krispy cremes
(but they sure taste good)
by vhs
Router, Wi-Fi, Internet.
IP-address and connect.
192.168.l.lby Max of SF
why are things this way
money, sex, religion, fame
dangerous donuts
by Anonymous Poet
this is becoming
some sort of flotsam or big
art project web site
by vhs
Cigarettes are gay.
Sucking Death's little white cock.
He'll spooge in your lungs.
by
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Hug him with passion.
Let him know I mean business.
And grab him by the...
by Trump
back alley New York
a mime walks from the shadows
looking for a hug
by What would you do?
Jet propelled boners.
Penises flying right off.
Exploding testes.
Foreskin Fuelby df of Cambodia
Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.
by
Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.
by df
sad,endless battles
cycle of sin, salvation
spammers and poets
by Wholly captcha Batman
When you hack up blood,
the spam wars take a back seat.
I just want to breathe.
It's normal for me.
When I'm sick I hack up blood.
Goddamn allergies.
It's usually
a bad flu that kicks my ass.
Goddamn it all.
The world keeps taking.
The universe is a thief.
And nothing changes.
by df
old symptoms return
old enemies come back
we go to war to
beat these enemies
once and for all, but evil
comes back, so does good
by vhs
