Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55154
I was going to post something lewd crude and disgusting, but forgot what it was. Fucking meds got me all fucked up in the head.

I paid a poacher $1000 to bring me a severed elephant penis with which to make medicinal soup. He brought it to me, but it was suspiciously dark in color. St. Louis is a strange town.
Haiku #55154
Posted: October 23, 2016 7:47 pm ET
Poet & location: df