back alley New York
a mime walks from the shadows
looking for a hug

Jet propelled boners.
Penises flying right off.
Exploding testes.

Foreskin Fuel

Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.

Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.

sad,endless battles
cycle of sin, salvation
spammers and poets

When you hack up blood,
the spam wars take a back seat.
I just want to breathe.

It's normal for me.
When I'm sick I hack up blood.
Goddamn allergies.

It's usually
a bad flu that kicks my ass.
Goddamn it all.

The world keeps taking.
The universe is a thief.
And nothing changes.

old symptoms return
old enemies come back
we go to war to

beat these enemies
once and for all, but evil
comes back, so does good

infectious disease
reflecting upon my deeds
future salvation

Most Asian toilets
do not have tanks in the back;
flush with a bucket.

And forget TP;
Pour water down your backside,
scrubbing with your hand.

There is never soap.
Think of this when you eat out.
See the waiter's hands.

To take a good dump,
Yankee style with TP,
find a McDonald's.

Toilets in the malls
do not even have TP
unless you buy it.

Often there's no seat,
only a bowl for squatting.
A good thigh workout.

But the worst part is
that the floors are always wet
from water sloshing.

Keep your pants or shorts
high and dry off of the floor
or it will be gross.

Who wants buffet now?
All you can eat at the new
Mandarin Palace!

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I think that Janis
should give someone who has time
control of this site.

To delete all spam.
And we will have peace at last.
The angels will sing.

My new idea:
I'm going to post captchas.
Sounds like loads of fun.

Inappropriate
public bleeding is needed
to push back the spam.

Exactly correct.
I've been on my period.
Spammers drink my blood.

in fact i dare say
i can't abide such a dot
period piece here

let us see if we
can despam the space or the space
cadets will win this one

you know when i post
here it is going along
with the shit and the

tar, knowing fetish
lives I have known, what's hu cow?
now that's a weird one

Perhaps you are right.
But I can't resist chickens.
They are just so tight.

Cows are not sexy
Even when wearing lipstick
One must have limits

Cats puking hairballs
sound much like your grandparents
when they are fucking.

Fuck today not happy,
I was happy,
Not happy but fuck

I guess you could say
that I'm on my period.
I know, that was bad.

It'll also save a lot of cash and time for those on gdbkccccckdgcfkc

I think that's cake mix.
Please note the spatula.
And the wooden board.

Could be cookie dough.
Got me craving sweets, dammit.
No, I'll do sit ups.

This Venus Flytrap
Baited with crazy sickness
Keeps drawing me back

Observe the ridges
One imagines puckering
As it emerges

I will stop being
so absolutely nasty
when the spam has stopped.
Will Janis do it?
Will she disallow coding?
I kind of doubt it.
Just disable the
greater than and less than keys
to stop the live links.
The spam will then stop.
And I will stop posting poop.
And we'll be normal.

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The internet is
only real if you wish it.
Otherwise it's not.

Go for a long walk.
The fall trees are orange and red.
They're not digital.

But it would be really cool if we genetically engineered oak trees to have leaves with porn on them taken from websites that the trees are linked to. It won't be long. Seriously.

twenty five years and
The Internet is not just
a place for absurd

it IS the mainstream
it is a weird mainstream and
I am not ready

cultural lasses
showing their sexy asses
rose colored glasses

Cultural mores
for this day and age should be
cultural lesses.

Poop!

the days come and go
and with time so do lives and
cultural mores

here is a nice place
writing words that take up space
spraying bears with mace

does anyone remember
who bob hope was and why do
i remember classic movies
but dont see very many of them nowadays except maybe Plan Nine From Outer Space

Ed Wood Junior
is dead but he left us Tor
and Glen or Glenda

Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

Fuck you,
What do you mean sent a shit at this lovely site?
Damn you son of bitch, you insultted the haiku site more than spam!

They'll remove the poop
but the spam stays as it is
I don't get this.


Look, it's Donald Trump!
Wait, no, it's just the hair's same.
Facial features too.

Spam: Haiku #54708 Haiku #54707 Haiku #54706 Haiku #54705 Haiku #54704 Haiku #54700 Haiku #54699 Haiku #54520 Haiku #54519 Haiku #54516

Book your plane ticket!
Get HIV in Dheli.
Those are dirty whores!

Here you go VHS:
http://whois.domaintools.com/
Look it up there. You'll find what I'm talking about. Just type in any domain name.

VHS, no... if you look up the website on whois (looking up info about who owns and operates what website) you'll see it's owned in China. They sell cheap fake brand name crap that will fall apart in a month. You can buy that shit all over Asia for like $15 to $20 a pair on the street. I can only imagine they cost only a few dollars to manufacture and sell them online for $50. Big profits.

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Thank you for the poop bar!!!!!!
fuck you the poooop parrr!!!!!
bad haiku pooooooooop!!!!!!!!!

well looking up the ip address of kicksvovo reveals cheap jordan shoes for sale... somewhere in chicago...

yes, haiku

a guy thinks that i
am like Kramer in his chatroom
robotized women

ok there you go

The great sky and great sea,
Stolen my heart,
Thanks your platform for haiku.

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I soooo wish they would disable the coding in the haiku text box. It can't be that hard. Just disallow the greater than and less than signs that go around the code. And problem solved. But no. I guess they are too busy.

There, that is better.
Poop is much better than porn.
Unless midget porn.

Images are not
disabled (like M J Fox),
I messed up the code.