This Venus Flytrap
Baited with crazy sickness
Keeps drawing me back
by Anonymous Poet
Observe the ridges
One imagines puckering
As it emerges
by Poopologist of Scatland University
I will stop being
so absolutely nasty
when the spam has stopped.
Will Janis do it?
Will she disallow coding?
I kind of doubt it.
Just disable the
greater than and less than keys
to stop the live links.
The spam will then stop.
And I will stop posting poop.
And we'll be normal.
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by Diana Burgess of usa
The internet is
only real if you wish it.
Otherwise it's not.
Go for a long walk.
The fall trees are orange and red.
They're not digital.
But it would be really cool if we genetically engineered oak trees to have leaves with porn on them taken from websites that the trees are linked to. It won't be long. Seriously.
by df
twenty five years and
The Internet is not just
a place for absurd
it IS the mainstream
it is a weird mainstream and
I am not ready
by vhs
cultural lasses
showing their sexy asses
rose colored glasses
by Tina is a hooker of Neighborhood rugby team
Cultural mores
for this day and age should be
cultural lesses.
Poop!
by
the days come and go
and with time so do lives and
cultural mores
by vhs
here is a nice place
writing words that take up space
spraying bears with mace
by Anonymous Poet
does anyone remember
who bob hope was and why do
i remember classic movies
but dont see very many of them nowadays except maybe Plan Nine From Outer Space
Ed Wood Junior
is dead but he left us Tor
and Glen or Glenda
by vhs
Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!
by poppyiiu of USA
Fuck you,
What do you mean sent a shit at this lovely site?
Damn you son of bitch, you insultted the haiku site more than spam!
by euekde
They'll remove the poop
but the spam stays as it is
I don't get this.
Look, it's Donald Trump!
Wait, no, it's just the hair's same.
Facial features too.
Spam: Haiku #54708 Haiku #54707 Haiku #54706 Haiku #54705 Haiku #54704 Haiku #54700 Haiku #54699 Haiku #54520 Haiku #54519 Haiku #54516
by df
Book your plane ticket!
Get HIV in Dheli.
Those are dirty whores!
by DF
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http://whois.domaintools.com/
Look it up there. You'll find what I'm talking about. Just type in any domain name.
by Anonymous Poet
VHS, no... if you look up the website on whois (looking up info about who owns and operates what website) you'll see it's owned in China. They sell cheap fake brand name crap that will fall apart in a month. You can buy that shit all over Asia for like $15 to $20 a pair on the street. I can only imagine they cost only a few dollars to manufacture and sell them online for $50. Big profits.
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by LuGA
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fuck you the poooop parrr!!!!!
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by Pooop hero
well looking up the ip address of kicksvovo reveals cheap jordan shoes for sale... somewhere in chicago...
yes, haiku
a guy thinks that i
am like Kramer in his chatroom
robotized women
ok there you go
by vhs
The great sky and great sea,
Stolen my
heart,
Thanks your platform for haiku.
by Wood
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by ieuuoior of USA
I soooo wish they would disable the coding in the haiku text box. It can't be that hard. Just disallow the greater than and less than signs that go around the code. And problem solved. But no. I guess they are too busy.
by Anonymous Poet
There, that is better.
Poop is much better than porn.
Unless midget porn.
by
Images are not
disabled (like M J Fox),
I messed up the code.
by Anonymous Poet
will they disable
the live spam links now or not
I'll post porn links now
by Anonymous Poet
money not sorry
does not care it it hurts you
make you do strange things
by $
No, it does not mean
I've been eating blackberries,
though that does sound good.
by Darth Figpucker
Blue poop is a link.
Randomly chose poop dot com.
Not sure what's on there.
by Darth Figpucker
This nice time of year
Leaves in the trees and the poop
Both changing color
by Casual Observer
Food is not needed.
Eating is overrated.
I'm breatharian.
by Anonymous Poet
Enjoy a nice nap
Wake up to a feast of foods
Repeat this process
by First world blues
My life the cake You
Are the frosting together
We make a sweet pair
by Shirley Smothers
gives the old fucker
the knowing look, dadaism?
again? fnord!!!!!!!!!!!
by vhs of Eris's Christian
I'll kick you in the vagina!
Your children are ugly!
Haiku are gay!
by Skankhunt42
My dingleberries
are itching for a good time
down at the beach bar.
But I am tired.
I told them go on ahead.
They left without me.
by Darth Figpucker
crooked octopus
respecting personal space
slingshot hibiscus
by Anonymous Poet
snd sdud plo uo dns
xod dollop dols dood opun
uns xnl plo uo pold
by Invert the Pervert
It is a fact that
poop is just inverted dood.
Know what I mean, dood?
by Anonymous Poet
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Like when you were twelve.
I won't include pics.
But imagine shooting a
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by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate
Harambe is dead
just like his overused meme
rip harambe lol
by Noob_PlaysYT
i'm closing my eyes
asking for a word of God
i think i just heard
"oh fuck!!!"
by vhs
interesting site
one could bookmark it, except...
this is not a book
by eeeeew gross!
Is there a shit zen?
Enlightenment through feces.
Sounds rather German.
I do feel lighter
each time that I defecate,
like I'm a new man.
I wonder if now
we will get laxative spam.
Ex-Lax from China.
Oh and of course, Poop!
But that goes without saying.
Am I right, or what?
by darth figpucker
I thought this was
bad haiku, not shit zen
statement but...poop
by vhs
That's kind of funny.
I thought it said foreskin fuel.
Exploding penis.
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