Is there a shit zen?
Enlightenment through feces.
Sounds rather German.

I do feel lighter
each time that I defecate,
like I'm a new man.

I wonder if now
we will get laxative spam.
Ex-Lax from China.

Oh and of course, <font size=20><b>Poop!</b></font>
But that goes without saying.
Am I right, or what?