Phenq Diet Plan helps to Supercharge energy levels, burn extra fat, suppress appetite & start losing your weight. Buy PhenQ and save with our discount offer! http://www.phenqdietplan.org/
by Phenq of Austin, Texas
Impressive display
both, counting and stamina
You outdid yourself
by Mandingo Ebola of Pensacola
You and me in the world,
Find the moon in the sky,
Your
heart there?
by Luci
It is now time for
my hot caffeine enema
and banana bread.
by Anonymous Poet
Have you ever tried
elephant rectum pot pie?
Well, neither have I.
by Anonymous Poet
I don't miss Walmart.
Well, maybe just a little.
They have so much shit!
by Anonymous Poet
I'd like a moon rock.
I mean a real live moon rock.
That comes from the moon.
by Anonymous Poet
Can I blame Satan?
Is it good legal defense?
Or will they hang me?
by Anonymous Poet
Lets talk about poop.
Vegetables push things through.
The toilet might clog.
by Anonymous Poet
Banana muffins.
That is what I want right now.
They will open soon.
by Anonymous Poet
I will get breakfast
where the girls have big titties
and serve strong coffee.
by Anonymous Poet
I'm craving candy.
Could I perhaps be pregnant?
My balls are swollen.
by Anonymous Poet
It has gone to sleep.
Please try not to wake it up.
All night erection.
by Anonymous Poet
Don't forget coffee.
But that goes without saying.
Not that instant shit!
by Anonymous Poet
I would like some eggs,
toast, jelly, and three flap jacks.
Don't call them pancakes.
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck, I tried to stop.
Self-referencing poetry
is the worst of all.
by Anonymous Poet
If this is art, then...
well, I just don't fucking know...
McD is gourmet.
by Anonymous Poet
I'll just post some shit.
Then I'll post even more shit.
Just to take up space.
by Anonymous Poet
I apologize.
That was just a bit too gross.
I'm not serious.
by Anonymous Poet
I am so hungry
that I could even eat some
Philippino food.
by Anonymous Poet
Marilyn Monroe
was really a gay old man
with zits on his ass.
by Anonymous Poet
The toilet gets clogged
ev'ry time I take a shit
regardless of size.
by Anonymous Poet
I should be working
instead of doing this shit
but I do not care.
by Anonymous Poet
She removes her teeth
ev'ry time she sucks my dick.
Laugh all you want to.
by Anonymous Poet
I need some mushrooms.
Yellow caps grow around here.
Good carabao poop.
by Anonymous Poet
I will not wear shoes.
All day long I'll go barefoot.
Cleaning the pig stalls.
by Anonymous Poet
Lithium was in
original 7-Up
to bring you back down.
by Anonymous Poet
Original Coke
made with good old real cocaine.
Where's the recipe?
by Anonymous Poet
Now it is half done.
But I'd like to masturbate
then have a long rest.
by Anonymous Poet
Satisfying hack.
The luggi splats on the wall.
And there it will dry.
by Anonymous Poet
I'm touching myself.
At least I think that that's me.
No wait, that's not me.
by Anonymous Poet
Rape Charles Dickens.
Go back in time and fuck him.
Poverty is dull.
by Anonymous Poet
Please pinch my nipples,
slap my butt, and call me Sue.
Or else I will poo.
by Anonymous Poet
I'm fucking tired.
Up all Goddamn night working.
This will help me sleep.
by Anonymous Poet
Lizards don't jack off.
I'm glad I'm not a lizard.
But I would fuck one.
by Anonymous Poet
Her ass can jiggle.
Just like strawberry Jello.
Bill Cosby likes that.
by Anonymous Poet
There's a video
of Trump fucking Hillary.
Wikileaks dot org.
by Anonymous Poet
Algebra is dumb.
Chicks do not dig algebra.
They like giant cocks.
by Anonymous Poet
She didn't just cum.
Vaginal detonation
is what I'd call it.
by Anonymous Poet
I'll track down the
spam website owners and send
pics of my ass hole.
by Anonymous Poet
Are they watching me?
Will they end this posting streak?
Spam free just one day.
by Anonymous Poet
How hard did you laugh
when you saw a sumo match
the very first time?
by Anonymous Poet
Buy a pogo stick.
Bounce three times around the block.
Do it in speedos.
by Anonymous Poet
Evolution's goof:
Flooding the lungs with mucus
to fight a disease.
by Anonymous Poet
Try dumpster diving.
You'll find some amazing shit.
Sorority house.
by Anonymous Poet
Hermit crabs are dumb.
They should not crawl in the street.
They have a death wish.
by Anonymous Poet
I do not like dogs.
They shit all over the place
and make lots of noise.
by Anonymous Poet
When the sun comes up
I will run outside naked
screaming mock Chinese.
by Anonymous Poet
What's the world record
for the largest dildo used
up a human twat?
by Anonymous Poet
scrotal sweat rotting
in unchanged adult diapers
after 10 hours
by Anonymous Poet
