Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54587
Penis foreskin fuel.
Jet powered ejaculate.
Like when you were twelve.

I won't include pics.
But imagine shooting a
quart of cottage cheese.
Haiku #54587
Posted: September 23, 2016 7:56 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate