Does the bible say
that I can't screw sea urchins
if I am careful?
by Satanic Bumble Bees Attaining Self-Awareness and Dark Wisdom of Your Back Yard Under the Lightening Scarred Tree.
Hello!
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Stockholm, Sweden
by Howdy Ho! of Up shit creek w/o a paddle.
Vap
by Farty of New Zealand
Pav
by marty of Australia
about time he says and
i say pony girl married
her, now i cart her
around, and that's ok :)
by vhs
Oh fuck me running!
Spam to cure to nail funk.
Now that is funny!
Mushrooms are fungi.
And you can trip on mushrooms.
Can I suck your toes?
by df
Hello!
by Darth Figpucker, Inc.
yes now if I'm on
again mAYBE dPF
will show up and we
can go back to my
"Look at me I'm a Christian"
and he can say "poop"
by vhs
mild and wild just had
some down time here growing old
average haiku
by vhs aka ronin
haiku oh haiku
ever more like walter white
than like walt whitman
by ash
cold wether returns
soft white blanket virgin snow
urinate your name
by Anonymous Poet
Spaghetti with meat
But not just any meat! It is...
GLORIOUS BALLS OF MEAT
by Anonymous Poet
What the heck happened?
Neither Darth or VHS?
This place a graveyard
by Anonymous Poet
Baseball playoff games
Taking waaaay too fucking long
Leads to much napping
by Anonymous Poet
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by Crazy Bulk of California, USA
Hell no, we won't go!
Wait, you're going to Paris?
Well that sounds like fun.
by Anonymous Poet
shark in your bathtub
she is not here to make friends
record for evidence
by Lord of the Dance
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by towpwoue of USA
hammertoe cheap shoes
young folks meals raimens and spam
older, beans and rice
by vhs
Ode to Bacon Bits:
You are so damn delicious
Will you marry me?
by Anonymous Poet
going down to south
park and the jokes are mature
as we mature and
irony is replaced
by networking and selfies
what's a vhs???
by vhs
actual donuts
can be pretty dangerous
now, those krispy cremes
(but they sure taste good)
by vhs
Router, Wi-Fi, Internet.
IP-address and connect.
192.168.l.lby Max of SF
why are things this way
money, sex, religion, fame
dangerous donuts
by Anonymous Poet
this is becoming
some sort of flotsam or big
art project web site
by vhs
Cigarettes are gay.
Sucking Death's little white cock.
He'll spooge in your lungs.
by
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Hug him with passion.
Let him know I mean business.
And grab him by the...
by Trump
back alley New York
a mime walks from the shadows
looking for a hug
by What would you do?
Jet propelled boners.
Penises flying right off.
Exploding testes.
Foreskin Fuelby df of Cambodia
Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.
by
Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.
by df
sad,endless battles
cycle of sin, salvation
spammers and poets
by Wholly captcha Batman
When you hack up blood,
the spam wars take a back seat.
I just want to breathe.
It's normal for me.
When I'm sick I hack up blood.
Goddamn allergies.
It's usually
a bad flu that kicks my ass.
Goddamn it all.
The world keeps taking.
The universe is a thief.
And nothing changes.
by df
old symptoms return
old enemies come back
we go to war to
beat these enemies
once and for all, but evil
comes back, so does good
by vhs
infectious disease
reflecting upon my deeds
future salvation
by Anonymous Poet
Most Asian toilets
do not have tanks in the back;
flush with a bucket.
And forget TP;
Pour water down your backside,
scrubbing with your hand.
There is never soap.
Think of this when you eat out.
See the waiter's hands.
To take a good dump,
Yankee style with TP,
find a McDonald's.
Toilets in the malls
do not even have TP
unless you buy it.
Often there's no seat,
only a bowl for squatting.
A good thigh workout.
But the worst part is
that the floors are always wet
from water sloshing.
Keep your pants or shorts
high and dry off of the floor
or it will be gross.
Who wants buffet now?
All you can eat at the new
Mandarin Palace!
by How to Poop in Asia of Up shit creek without Charmin.
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by sooo artistic!
I think that Janis
should give someone who has time
control of this site.
To delete all spam.
And we will have peace at last.
The angels will sing.
My new idea:
I'm going to post captchas.
Sounds like loads of fun.
by df
Inappropriate
public bleeding is needed
to push back the spam.
by df
Exactly correct.
I've been on my period.
Spammers drink my blood.
by df
in fact i dare say
i can't abide such a dot
period piece here
by vhs
let us see if we
can despam the space or the space
cadets will win this one
by vhs
you know when i post
here it is going along
with the shit and the
tar, knowing fetish
lives I have known, what's hu cow?
now that's a weird one
by vhs
Perhaps you are right.
But I can't resist chickens.
They are just so tight.
by Darth Figpucker
Cows are not sexy
Even when wearing lipstick
One must have limits
by Anonymous Poet
Cats puking hairballs
sound much like your grandparents
when they are fucking.
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck today not happy,
I was happy,
Not happy but fuck
by FU
I guess you could say
that I'm on my period.
I know, that was bad.
by df
