Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55152
Once Hillary Clinton takes office, I think she should leave her cheating husband and sleep with several male interns, but then once that phase passes, she should marry Donald Trump and they can shred the US Constitution and form the New World Empire under which date rape and murder will become legal and laws will be made by stock holders with the largest shares and all women will be required to carry condoms in case some random stranger wants to rape them while eating a polar bear sandwich.
Haiku #55152
Posted: October 23, 2016 6:37 pm ET
Poet & location: vhs of Lounging on Darth Figpucker's couch, drinking his German beer while his mistress dances around naked doing strange things with l