Robin Williams dead
Charlie Sheen is still alive
There is no justice

What was I doing?
Oh, I completely forgot.
This is for haiku.

After producing my third pound of nasal mucus and lung oysters this morning, thankfully no longer with blood, one tends to lose track of counting silly bulls.

Is it mold or dust?
Or demonic possession?
Out, you fucking whore!

Get out of my head!
Netti pot holy water.
Tried everything else.

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I was going to post something lewd crude and disgusting, but forgot what it was. Fucking meds got me all fucked up in the head.

I paid a poacher $1000 to bring me a severed elephant penis with which to make medicinal soup. He brought it to me, but it was suspiciously dark in color. St. Louis is a strange town.

... doing strange things with licorice whips.

Once Hillary Clinton takes office, I think she should leave her cheating husband and sleep with several male interns, but then once that phase passes, she should marry Donald Trump and they can shred the US Constitution and form the New World Empire under which date rape and murder will become legal and laws will be made by stock holders with the largest shares and all women will be required to carry condoms in case some random stranger wants to rape them while eating a polar bear sandwich.

Men who eat pussy
are known as pussy-eaters.
Lesbians hate them.

Does the bible say
that I can't screw sea urchins
if I am careful?

Hello!

Vap

Pav

about time he says and
i say pony girl married
her, now i cart her

around, and that's ok :)

Oh fuck me running!
Spam to cure to nail funk.
Now that is funny!

Mushrooms are fungi.
And you can trip on mushrooms.
Can I suck your toes?

Hello!

yes now if I'm on
again mAYBE dPF
will show up and we

can go back to my
"Look at me I'm a Christian"
and he can say "poop"

mild and wild just had
some down time here growing old
average haiku

haiku oh haiku
ever more like walter white
than like walt whitman

cold wether returns
soft white blanket virgin snow
urinate your name

Spaghetti with meat
But not just any meat! It is...
GLORIOUS BALLS OF MEAT

What the heck happened?
Neither Darth or VHS?
This place a graveyard

Baseball playoff games
Taking waaaay too fucking long
Leads to much napping

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Hell no, we won't go!
Wait, you're going to Paris?
Well that sounds like fun.

shark in your bathtub
she is not here to make friends
record for evidence

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hammertoe cheap shoes
young folks meals raimens and spam
older, beans and rice

Ode to Bacon Bits:
You are so damn delicious
Will you marry me?

going down to south
park and the jokes are mature
as we mature and

irony is replaced
by networking and selfies
what's a vhs???

actual donuts
can be pretty dangerous
now, those krispy cremes

(but they sure taste good)

Router, Wi-Fi, Internet.
IP-address and connect.
192.168.l.l

why are things this way
money, sex, religion, fame
dangerous donuts

this is becoming
some sort of flotsam or big
art project web site

Cigarettes are gay.
Sucking Death's little white cock.
He'll spooge in your lungs.

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Hug him with passion.
Let him know I mean business.
And grab him by the...

back alley New York
a mime walks from the shadows
looking for a hug

Jet propelled boners.
Penises flying right off.
Exploding testes.

Foreskin Fuel

Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.

Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.

sad,endless battles
cycle of sin, salvation
spammers and poets

When you hack up blood,
the spam wars take a back seat.
I just want to breathe.

It's normal for me.
When I'm sick I hack up blood.
Goddamn allergies.

It's usually
a bad flu that kicks my ass.
Goddamn it all.

The world keeps taking.
The universe is a thief.
And nothing changes.

old symptoms return
old enemies come back
we go to war to

beat these enemies
once and for all, but evil
comes back, so does good

infectious disease
reflecting upon my deeds
future salvation

Most Asian toilets
do not have tanks in the back;
flush with a bucket.

And forget TP;
Pour water down your backside,
scrubbing with your hand.

There is never soap.
Think of this when you eat out.
See the waiter's hands.

To take a good dump,
Yankee style with TP,
find a McDonald's.

Toilets in the malls
do not even have TP
unless you buy it.

Often there's no seat,
only a bowl for squatting.
A good thigh workout.

But the worst part is
that the floors are always wet
from water sloshing.

Keep your pants or shorts
high and dry off of the floor
or it will be gross.

Who wants buffet now?
All you can eat at the new
Mandarin Palace!

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bumperswat enel
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morden 2072
wifi fam chavez c
rent a car charlotte
private avenida
community hall 4400
wash prudential realty
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winston caravan

I think that Janis
should give someone who has time
control of this site.

To delete all spam.
And we will have peace at last.
The angels will sing.

My new idea:
I'm going to post captchas.
Sounds like loads of fun.

Inappropriate
public bleeding is needed
to push back the spam.

Exactly correct.
I've been on my period.
Spammers drink my blood.

in fact i dare say
i can't abide such a dot
period piece here

let us see if we
can despam the space or the space
cadets will win this one