money not sorry
does not care it it hurts you
make you do strange things

No, it does not mean
I've been eating blackberries,
though that does sound good.

Blue poop is a link.
Randomly chose poop dot com.
Not sure what's on there.

This nice time of year
Leaves in the trees and the poop
Both changing color

Food is not needed.
Eating is overrated.
I'm breatharian.

Enjoy a nice nap
Wake up to a feast of foods
Repeat this process

My life the cake You
Are the frosting together
We make a sweet pair

gives the old fucker
the knowing look, dadaism?

again? fnord!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll kick you in the vagina!
Your children are ugly!
Haiku are gay!

My dingleberries
are itching for a good time
down at the beach bar.

But I am tired.
I told them go on ahead.
They left without me.

crooked octopus
respecting personal space
slingshot hibiscus

snd sdud plo uo dns
xod dollop dols dood opun
uns xnl plo uo pold

It is a fact that
poop is just inverted dood.
Know what I mean, dood?

Penis foreskin fuel.
Jet powered ejaculate.
Like when you were twelve.

I won't include pics.
But imagine shooting a
quart of cottage cheese.

Harambe is dead
just like his overused meme
rip harambe lol

i'm closing my eyes
asking for a word of God
i think i just heard

"oh fuck!!!"

interesting site
one could bookmark it, except...
this is not a book

Is there a shit zen?
Enlightenment through feces.
Sounds rather German.

I do feel lighter
each time that I defecate,
like I'm a new man.

I wonder if now
we will get laxative spam.
Ex-Lax from China.

Oh and of course, Poop!
But that goes without saying.
Am I right, or what?

I thought this was
bad haiku, not shit zen
statement but...poop

That's kind of funny.
I thought it said foreskin fuel.
Exploding penis.

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Impressive display
both, counting and stamina
You outdid yourself

You and me in the world,
Find the moon in the sky,
Your heart there?

It is now time for
my hot caffeine enema
and banana bread.

Have you ever tried
elephant rectum pot pie?
Well, neither have I.

I don't miss Walmart.
Well, maybe just a little.
They have so much shit!

I'd like a moon rock.
I mean a real live moon rock.
That comes from the moon.

Can I blame Satan?
Is it good legal defense?
Or will they hang me?

Lets talk about poop.
Vegetables push things through.
The toilet might clog.

Banana muffins.
That is what I want right now.
They will open soon.

I will get breakfast
where the girls have big titties
and serve strong coffee.

I'm craving candy.
Could I perhaps be pregnant?
My balls are swollen.

It has gone to sleep.
Please try not to wake it up.
All night erection.

Don't forget coffee.
But that goes without saying.
Not that instant shit!

I would like some eggs,
toast, jelly, and three flap jacks.
Don't call them pancakes.

Fuck, I tried to stop.
Self-referencing poetry
is the worst of all.

If this is art, then...
well, I just don't fucking know...
McD is gourmet.

I'll just post some shit.
Then I'll post even more shit.
Just to take up space.

I apologize.
That was just a bit too gross.
I'm not serious.

I am so hungry
that I could even eat some
Philippino food.

Marilyn Monroe
was really a gay old man
with zits on his ass.

The toilet gets clogged
ev'ry time I take a shit
regardless of size.

I should be working
instead of doing this shit
but I do not care.

She removes her teeth
ev'ry time she sucks my dick.
Laugh all you want to.

I need some mushrooms.
Yellow caps grow around here.
Good carabao poop.

I will not wear shoes.
All day long I'll go barefoot.
Cleaning the pig stalls.

Lithium was in
original 7-Up
to bring you back down.

Original Coke
made with good old real cocaine.
Where's the recipe?

Now it is half done.
But I'd like to masturbate
then have a long rest.