Prince just died and i
know it's the usual crap
about dying but
it is a shock of
those who made a mark and it
seems to be fading
worn away by the vast
erosion of time itself
forgotten and then...
by vhs
hah you can tell it's
me anonymous when it's
about 1990s relics
by vhs
I'm seeing the last
mom and pop video stores
go away at last
humanoids of the
deep replaced by stupid cat
videos, where's the
time when mars needs you
know women...more about things
like gluten these days
by Anonymous Poet
i've had some of those
hot peppers, durian fruit
i work in that scene
i should be writing
but i am haikuing with you
about lawrence welk
(I didn't realize how bad he was,
thank a you, thank a you)
by vhs
Donald Trump is bad.
But I would choose him over
Hillary Clinton.
by darth figpucker
lawrence welk is dull.
one hundred percent lifeless.
like a blow up doll.
it makes perfect sense.
a ghost pepper enema.
that is what you need.
by darth figpucker
that's extremely odd
i was thinking lawrence welk
and someone posted...
by vhs
Mad babbler is back
Maybe more like Mad Adam
There's a book for you
by Mandingo Ebola
Lawrence Welk lives on...
enchanted land of re-runs
a one and a two...
by Bubbles McStabby
He brews some good beer
Made a real good batch last year
Picasso's left ear
by Anonymous Poet
Oy vay, Already!
I'll have a Kosher bacon
cheeseburger please.
On unleavened bread.
Hold the pickles and mayo.
It's Hebrew enough.
by Darth Figpucker
Hebrews 4:11
very funny, but
i have no love of food worlds
cultures like most do
i could learn this but
as you can tell from the verse
up above, that's more on
my mind right now...
peace out
by vhs
You know vhs,
I kind of like it when you
talk about cuisine.
Seems like there's passion
hidden beneath all the words.
A love of good food.
by Darth Figpucker of Hannibal Lecter's apprentice
say hi to Otteri
from Dirigoland, look up
"Dirigo" and waves
by vhs
hmm gateway of south
india. naan bread and
curry sauce yogurt...
yes i know it's food
and generally i find it
"zzzzzz" but i know too
what i like
by vhs
always a reason
too tired to do anything
life passes you by
by Anonymous Poet
蝶のキス
彼女は下唇です
ただの夢
butterfly kiss
she's lips under
just dreams
by Otteri selvakumar of Otteri, chennai
I like u
U love me
Broken heart
by Otteri selvakumar of Otteri, chennai
Just kiss
Butterfly a flower
Open rape
by Otteri selvakumar of Otteri, chennai
Greek yogurt clam dip.
Yes, that sound rather tasty.
With fresh pita bread.
by Darth Boring Figpucker
can we discuss clam
dip with the same milennial
generation or will
they try to just down
load clam dip as if it were
an app for a phone?
by vhs
we may share our lumps
as well in that location
but some things are closed
by vhs
It's nice we discuss
testicular buoyancy
with such openness.
by Darth Figpucker
Underwear under sky
The sun is sitting quite high
Soon they will be dry
Meanwhile I get high
My bits dangle by and bye
Such a lucky guy
by Anonymous Poet
Don't fuck
Just stop
Sounds
by Otteri selvakumar of Otteri, chennai
Under sky
My under were
Hanging window
by Otteri selvakumar of Otteri, chennai
The inverse square law
of mosquito density
near ocean beaches.
They don't like salt breeze.
Neither does my computer.
Both are annoying.
The ocean is home.
Home is where your surf board is.
Nothing else matters.
by Darth Figpucker.
Oh my fucking God!
What just came out of my ass?!
It's a hermit crab!!
I don't remember
putting one of those up there.
Don't sleep at the beach.
by Darth Figpucker
Every time I'm here,
there's a Red Bull enema
waiting just for me.
by Darth Figpucker
the old stores are say
going out, "creative de-..."
what fills in the blank?
empty spaces, blank
minds, externalized handheld
brains thinking for man
by vhs of i'm on a laptop and i'm bitching about cellphones
the world is falling
apart in some shape or form
and people don't care
by vhs
I've heard that story
before, history repeats
and we all grow old
complain about change
see our world fade to shadow
get housed, retired
by vhs
Cheap Florida land
Quick access to clean beaches
Retirement tomb
by Anonymous Poet
had to deal with the
Great Old One before, sort of
scared him back to R'yleh
by vhs
Needle, the damage
Done. Massive damage done.
My name is Amy.
by Barry of Barryville
My butt is bleeding,
Whores are laughing. Long haul
truckers' life is hell.
by Nenad of Belgrade
Delirious screams,
Abominable orgies.
Chtulhu is rising.
by Nenad of Belgrade
all things must come to
an end good or bad or both
peace and war, two words
by vhs
in college i had
a girl with a karoke
stereo and she would
have her Elmo toy
magnify through the speakers
THAT TICKLES HEE HEE!!!
i lost my temper
and broke her Footprints poem, and
1990s memories
by vhs of talk about hitting the wall
well we will vouch for
you as we surely do have
insanity here
have to look out for
each other and Elmo you
know, that tickles...hee hee
by vhs
Run naked through a
fancy restaurant with a
Tickle Me Elmo.
The doll's optional,
but helps your insanity
plea if you get caught.
by Darth Figpucker
Enjambment is when
a sentence continues from
one line to the next.
This is frowned on in
traditional poetry,
but here no one cares.
by Darth Figpucker
words fly like drunk birds
both funny and pathetic
somewhat poetic
by Anonymous Poet
My God, I am old!
It's gotten to the point that
I don't like pooping.
I need a nurse aide.
She could give me enemas
at least twice a day.
by Darth Figpucker = f ' of x
colonic bugle
calling the troops left behind
heroic actions
by ash
Don't do LSD
You will forget how to count
Lose your effing mind
by Anonymous Poet
i come on here and
i wonder what will be next
where the story goes
by vhs
perhaps district nine
will become a reality
but space bugs? really??
quite the story for
a metaphor on south of
africa, you know
by vhs
LSD is
a minuscule molecule
that packs a big punch.
by Darth Figpucker
We will all be killed.
By a giant meteor.
All problems thus solved.
Trump should build a wall.
Around the entire Earth.
ALIENS STAY OUT!
by Darth Figpucker of 42 10101
