words fly like drunk birds
both funny and pathetic
somewhat poetic

My God, I am old!
It's gotten to the point that
I don't like pooping.

I need a nurse aide.
She could give me enemas
at least twice a day.

colonic bugle
calling the troops left behind
heroic actions

Don't do LSD
You will forget how to count
Lose your effing mind

i come on here and
i wonder what will be next
where the story goes

perhaps district nine
will become a reality
but space bugs? really??

quite the story for
a metaphor on south of
africa, you know

LSD is
a minuscule molecule
that packs a big punch.

We will all be killed.
By a giant meteor.
All problems thus solved.

Trump should build a wall.
Around the entire Earth.
ALIENS STAY OUT!

relief, the taste of
something simple as yogurt
and the words shall flow

Hello!

Stupid reCaptcha.
"Could not open socket", eh?
We'll see about that.

be an optimist
all of the worlds worst problems
will solve themselves

Nose-riding surfers.
How dare they defy physics!
Arrogant bastards.

How many midget
Philippino prostitutes
does it take to (blank)?
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Forty-two.

How about this one:
What did the epileptic
leper say to the

Mexican gynecologist?

I should write something.
I can't think of anything.
My mind is a blank.

and then i get the
slang on vanilla lives what
does he really do?????

yes i just noticed
the bad grammar, but post to
post, editors rule

we've none here right now, hence all the spam etc

laughing, cackle, cough
ahem, very funny now
i need to post this

I don't believe it.
Your bad grammar is catching.
Did you notice it?

Oh, Christ, vhs!
I just took His name in vain.
You're grammar needs work.

It cracks me up when people... not you vhs, but other people... write "Praise Jesus" or something on a bathroom wall. I just wonder, does Jesus really want to be praised while I'm taking a dump? I seriously doubt it. There is a time and place for everything. Worship and tending to bodily business ought to be separate. Don't you think?

So I often reply to religious bathroom stall graffiti with "I don't think Jesus wants to be praised while your pooping! Be respectful!"

ok so we're old men
`at a sort of internet
"bar" posting haiku...

keep posting assholes (for Mel Brooks)

When you're getting old
never waste an erection.
SWEEEE!!! SU-SU-SU-EEEEE!!!!

Never waste a fart.
Chateau du Flatus popped cork.
{SNIIIFFFFFF} What a good year!

defend your acre
prove you are no forsaker
cowards be ye all

easy to predict
like animals responding
sing song light my bong

Did Darth just pass gas?
Putting it in a sealed jar
Save it for later

Did Janis pass on?
If so, may she rest in peace.
If not, never mind.

Testicular zits.
They are itchy and painful.
Like reading this site.

yes i have a thing
for Poison Ivy, the girl
from Batman with a

symbol for ladies
who like other ladies oh
harley quinn!!! shameless

oh betwixt here and
there somehow they just keep
coming, net kudzu

"hi so sorry to be happy so happy to be sorry i am happy that i am sorry for being happy"

Hi jains, thanks for your site: ) Sure great webpage for friends communication, have you forgot me, Emily, welcome to our homepage again:) Don't worry, this is not spam :)

do i need to sit
down and watch hollyweird crap
mars needs women not

mars needs robocop.
will i quote obscure movies
is obscure ideal?

do you want to kill
this place? too much has died and
too much forgotten

it's like dealing with
the guy who can't sit still in
class and he ends up

in the principals.
can't sit still, throws paper planes
ends up in juve.

How much wood would a
woodchuck chuck if woochucks chuck
If woodchucks could chuck wood?

We need explosions.
Laser beams and naked girls.
3D blood and gor.

Free beer would work well.
Free anything would be fine.
Free Charles Manson!

Your lines are mundane.
I see old Japanese ghosts.
They roll in their graves.

"Shove your enjambment
up your fat fucking asshole!"
said the Australian.

and lisa simpson
said to the gay crowd "we are used
to you" vacuum now

I banged a sea worm.
This will be my second time.
It's safer than whores.

Sea worms don't have AIDS.
And they're quite slimy inside.
Better than Fleshlight.

living in a small
town where there's still a bit less
internet, old stuff

still kicks around but
i feel like these things should not
go away completely

kid gets sick at work
stays for two hours next time
orange juice...go home

if these silicon
valley geeks invent robots
to do haiku will

i be out of a job?

holiday potluck
almost everything sounds good
but Harry

mom's famous chili
pleasant smells waft through kitchen
my butt hair in flames

battle of sexes
man claims strength, woman claims brains
dumb one sleeps on couch

holiday potluck
almost everything sounds good
but Harry

then we can make bots
robot women but robot
men would be jealous

wait, they're robots...

Surrounded by whores.
We're talking hottie bar girls.
Half of them have AIDS.

This is God's humor.
Gorgeous girls with STDs.
Someone find a cure!