Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53653
Oh, Christ, vhs!
I just took His name in vain.
<b><u>You're</b></u> grammar needs work.

It cracks me up when people... not you vhs, but other people... write "Praise Jesus" or something on a bathroom wall. I just wonder, does Jesus really want to be praised while I'm taking a dump? I seriously doubt it. There is a time and place for everything. Worship and tending to bodily business ought to be separate. Don't you think?

So I often reply to religious bathroom stall graffiti with "I don't think Jesus wants to be praised while your pooping! Be respectful!"
Haiku #53653
Posted: April 9, 2016 6:07 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker