When you're getting old
never waste an erection.
SWEEEE!!! SU-SU-SU-EEEEE!!!!
by Darth Figpucker
Never waste a fart.
Chateau du Flatus popped cork.
{SNIIIFFFFFF} What a good year!
by Darth Figpucker
defend your acre
prove you are no forsaker
cowards be ye all
by Eye in the Sky of you lie
easy to predict
like animals responding
sing song light my bong
by Anonymous Poet
Did Darth just pass gas?
Putting it in a sealed jar
Save it for later
by Eye in the Sky
Did Janis pass on?
If so, may she rest in peace.
If not, never mind.
by Darth Figpucker
Testicular zits.
They are itchy and painful.
Like reading this site.
by Darth Figpucker
yes i have a thing
for Poison Ivy, the girl
from Batman with a
symbol for ladies
who like other ladies oh
harley quinn!!! shameless
by vhs
oh betwixt here and
there somehow they just keep
coming, net kudzu
"hi so sorry to be happy so happy to be sorry i am happy that i am sorry for being happy"
by vhs
Hi jains, thanks for your site: ) Sure great webpage for friends communication, have you forgot me, Emily, welcome to our
homepage again:) Don't worry, this is not spam :)
by Emily of San Jose
do i need to sit
down and watch hollyweird crap
mars needs women not
mars needs robocop.
will i quote obscure movies
is obscure ideal?
by vhs
do you want to kill
this place? too much has died and
too much forgotten
by vhs
it's like dealing with
the guy who can't sit still in
class and he ends up
in the principals.
can't sit still, throws paper planes
ends up in juve.
by vhs
How much wood would a
woodchuck chuck if woochucks chuck
If woodchucks could chuck wood?
by Scootz of Rhode Island
We need explosions.
Laser beams and naked girls.
3D blood and gor.
Free beer would work well.
Free anything would be fine.
Free Charles Manson!
by Darth Figpubker
Your lines are mundane.
I see old Japanese ghosts.
They roll in their graves.
by Darth Figpucker
"Shove your enjambment
up your fat fucking asshole!"
said the Australian.
by Darth Figpucker
and lisa simpson
said to the gay crowd "we are used
to you" vacuum now
by vhs
I banged a sea worm.
This will be my second time.
It's safer than whores.
Sea worms don't have AIDS.
And they're quite slimy inside.
Better than Fleshlight.
by Darth Figpucker
living in a small
town where there's still a bit less
internet, old stuff
still kicks around but
i feel like these things should not
go away completely
by vhs
kid gets sick at work
stays for two hours next time
orange juice...go home
by vhs
if these silicon
valley geeks invent robots
to do haiku will
i be out of a job?
by vhs
holiday potluck
almost everything sounds good
but Harry
by Skippy of Michigan
mom's famous chili
pleasant smells waft through kitchen
my butt hair in flames
by Skippy of Michigan
battle of sexes
man claims strength, woman claims brains
dumb one sleeps on couch
by Skippy of Michigan
holiday potluck
almost everything sounds good
but Harry
by Skippy of Michigan
then we can make bots
robot women but robot
men would be jealous
wait, they're robots...
by vhs
Surrounded by whores.
We're talking hottie bar girls.
Half of them have AIDS.
This is God's humor.
Gorgeous girls with STDs.
Someone find a cure!
by Darth Figpucker of A 3rd world beach bar.
They could not define me
I could not define myself
Who could tell who I was?
by
Jordan
by Jordan of Usa
i hope this place has
folks show up and post haiku
some time from hereon
by vhs
well we are kinda
cartoon characters except
we die if a safe
falls on us but you
know, Second Life idealized
selves, real self, gaming
by vhs
communication
without representation
needs animation
by Eye in the Sky
that's very true but
you know, i think in this world
we need these places
to remind others
how the Net once was and how
i think it could be
by vhs
If you two would quit
This place would finally die
Except for spammers
by Eye in the Sky
but there it is a
bit of overdose on what
apathy, it was
variety once, we
gotta clean up then we can
party hardy boy...
by vhs
it's too easy to
give up and join the dance i
am designed to fight
by vhs
i go to work, i
see people come and go and
each day is this well
episode, that just
becomes the next "chapter" in
my past, just a click
by Anonymous Poet of vhs
some people have their cats
dying and it's all they have
and that last bit of
love goes away and
where are those people when that
loved animal dies?
by vhs of the cappatcha was DEAD STOP
Holy fucking shit.
No way I'll read all of that.
I do it for fun.
Simpletons and whores.
They're out there enjoying life.
And look what we do.
What a sad, sad state,
my brother in misery.
Throw away your pen.
Liberate yourself.
Wallow in the mud and sing,
drink and fornicate!
by Darth Figpucker
what the hell was i
thinking letting all this just
get to me, poems
just poems...
by vhs
what will you do in
the belly of the Beast for three
days and nights, digest?
or reflect?
by Anonymous Poet
i will stuff you in
my mouth and swallow you
shall i be the whale
or shall i be
Behemoth typing away
The Goetia
by vhs
i get bored of this
and wish i could forget it
eventually i will
what about you, why
have you posted here all these
years, no one listening
just a lot of spam
no other voices to answer you
just a pic paste
by the way, bukowski,
read Factotum
by vhs
it wasn't easy
to lose someone pretty close
but you'd say it was
dumb to post it here
and it is natural for strangers
on chats to be just
cold looking for a
reaction i guess you
guys really don't value
life at all...seriously
by vhs
there...I've done it, now
i doubt it will do any
good at all but i
asked a christian site
to pray for this website, i guess
I was really upset
by vhs
i wonder what will
happen if i ask for prayer for
this place and ask for
things to be cast out?
there's a lot of hatred in me
too, this is not good
by vhs
i do not like to
answer you, i want to move on
but my anger to just
see provocations i
should just ignore, maybe i think
i will say something
and i will hear nothing
by vhs
Bukowski of course smiles
for writing was a sickness for
him, he could give two
shits about here, he was
just on his lonesome till some
guy noticed his life
by vhs
it feeds itself, like
the election cycle, the
drama of net jams
it's the same thing, a
performance of pestilence
and survival games
by vhs
you are no John Galt
and you are no Hank Rearden
it is the style...let's
face it, writers are
often assholes, self absorbed
they do us a favor
when they make the choice
Hunter or Hemmingway did
although their deaths were
tragedies, i don't think
ego trips on bboards are
worth regarding as
lives worthy of regard
by vhs