i will keep going
until you pray to the Gods for
my eternal silence
your Gods are false, your
Gods are in the mirror, i
don't want to be, i
Know, i already am
by vhs
do not quote others
it is your toilet paper
it should be your shit
probably would be
nicer way of putting it
but hey, so it goes
by Mandingo Ebola
Jacked off something fierce.
Watching "Elmo in Grouchland".
With new invention.
Riches await me.
Fused Fleshlight and Elmo doll.
"You're getting so big!"
by iamback of vhs's house taking turns.
Creatures in the pit,
better companions than you
and they make less noise.
Leeches on my balls
are slightly more annoying
but they do not lie.
Mosquitoes and fleas,
viruses and STDs.
All preferable.
Their conversation
is much more enlightening
than armchair poets.
Referencing has-beens
does not elevate one from
wannabe status.
Accusatory
hyper-masturbatory
the same old story.
Sucking history
Parasitic on the past
never progressing.
by Darth Figpucker has had enough of sub-mediocrity.
park here and dry up
you are lonely, be lonely
ring the bells hunchback
by vhs
basically trolls are
harmless and only the "power"
we give them like the
proverbial swine in
the bible, concerning pearls
will be trampled which is
what trolls are. it is
a bar, an alley, don't go there
leave a message
and move on
by vhs
but beteeen you and
me if i said i hate Trump then
you just might vote him
into office. why
does he think the art of the
deal will work in the
long run.
by vhs
it wouldn't matter
who it is, you'd trash them too
if not me, someone
else would get your troll
speak, i imagine you'd be
lonely if it stopped
by vhs
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It's time for baked beans.
Caramelized sugary
with bacon and spice.
by Darth Figpucker's Afternoon Snack
I prefer the spam
over vhs whining
like a little bitch.
Burroughs sucks my ass.
Bukowski sucks your moms ass.
Never read either.
If I never read
their SHIT, then how do I know
that they suck much ass?
vhs likes it!
If he likes it, it's not good.
Just like Life's Mikey.
by Darth Figpucker promoting the wisdom of breakfast cereal commercials.
if i do play the
silent rush and just say fuck you
and remain silent
my right, i think you'll
just go on and on forever
why i do not know
by vhs
hmm burroughs cut up
machine, spitting out scams, spams
and Hi! I am from Pakistan
by vhs
Rock, paper, scissors.
The fist slaps the palm three times.
Show me what you got.
by Darth Figpucker
Hello!
by wpiyerwo of USA
petrified dog dung
hammock improperly hung
ladder missing rung
by Crap in my back yard
what does it mean
by Ding
He died just for me.
And that means for me alone.
You others will burn.
Burn deep in Hell's pits!
The BBQ pits of hell!
Roasted like a pig.
You will be juicy.
Jesus and I will eat you.
Your souls will be sauce.
I believe all this.
I mean it, I really do.
Satan's a good cook.
by Darth Yummy Yum Figpucker
i will add he died
for assholes like you but death
comes for all of us
by vhs
Oh, it was Easter.
Did you find all of your eggs?
And candy rabbits?
Would He sit with you?
Would He eat your Easter ham?
Do you have a soul?
Somehow I picture Jesus pulling the nails out of his hands and driving them into the Holy Day Pig's Ass to ensure even cooking temperature throughout the hunk of swine flesh, consistently roasted and honey-glazed perhaps with pineapple so that you can get into Heaven and sit before The Father upon your earthly demise whereupon you will gorge yourself on Kosher bacon cheese burgers, fluorescent fowl's embryo, and cacao leporidae. Praise His Name!
by Darth Figpucker of I am such an asshole.
Never disappoints
Stunning collection of nuts
Magical thrill ride
by Mandingo Ebola
heaven and hell, well
oh well, ronnie james dio
tis a black sabbath
happy easter
by vhs of we can't rewind, we've gone too far
People who have AIDS.
White men in Asian airports.
Girls in Pattaya.
Sharing is caring.
if you can't be with your love,
love the one you're with.
Or if your wife has gotten so ridiculously fat that you don't want to have sex with her any more and want to escape to some island paradise with Mai-Tais, Gin-and-tonics, rum-and-cokes, funny drinks with umbrellas as if they are afraid of rain and/or sunburns, and marijuana, and bikini girls who you can rent for $500 per week and the only crime they have is writing bad haiku. Yes, that would be heaven. Or hell. Or both.
by Darth Figpucker
Damn all these spammers!
"Jan-Ass The Hutt" is sleeping;
She needs Boba Fett.
I'm not enlightened.
Iamback, tell your story.
Why the taunts and jibes?
What evil was done?
What was done to fuel your hate?
I must know these things.
Can it fuel space ships?
Hyper-drives run on hatred.
Now that's cool sci-fi.
by Darth Figpucker.
no more but also
not less. It is in total
equilibrium
by tarikja
I just don't get it.
iamback confuses me.
Why's he hate others?
Who is Darth Gardar?
Why are there gay wedding taunts?
Why does my ass burn?
Damn Manila whores!
Shouldn't let her lick my ass.
Time to get a shot.
I think it was "she".
But maybe it was a "he".
I was really drunk.
by Darth Figpucker
April approaches
expectations rise like plant
underwhelming them
by tarikja
pretty prose prances
alliterative attack
ruggedly repelled
by Anonymous Poet
Satin syllables
slowly slather swimmingly
secretly softly
by Betty LeBomb
did bukowski want
his dirty old man title
back from you DF?
by vhs
Blowing black boogers.
A big city walkabout.
I don't suggest it.
by Darth Figpucker
milk and cheese went bad
even had their own comic
ran about violent
and some said that say
lactose intolerance how
about intolerant
lactose
by vhs
If it carries a switchblade.
by df
fridge cleaning today
question: how can you tell if
buttermilk is bad?
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
Spray your asshole clean.
Luxury Asian commode.
Fuck toilet paper.
by Darth Figpucker of North Korean nuclear silo
sequined superstars
pedophile pornographers
missile making mice
by Mundar Elvestio
bread crumbs in my pants
ducks follow only so far
"Not today," they say
by Mavis Engals
Go google yourself
Spraying your brain around here
Will clash with the drapes
by Mandingo Enola
Doomed humanity
Flatulent profanity
Humping Manatee
by Anonymous Poet
Lastly, I imbibe
ghastly, whomever subscribes
shite is the order
by Lush
hereafter, splendor
cast against a wall again
tender, surrender
by Lush
wherein lay humour
mainly, 'tis in my rectum
anal retention
by Lush
havoc averted
a celebration replete
immeasurable drugs
by Lush
mine buttocks clinging
each to the other, aside
gateway sealed for once
by Lush
Yo no hablo French
But I'm handy with a wrench
Smell like New York stench
by Anonymous Poet
farts rick beaucoup trop
probable qu'il va exploser et
ils auront besoin d' une sorte d'
by jeanette of Paris
Damn that dirty meth.
Up all night banging chickens.
Yes, I should have slept.
by Darth Figpucker
Go to sleep early
Try it and see how it feels
It may change your life
by Anonymous Poet
The toad was quiet.
This poor toad did not want fame.
Now it is too late.
by Darth Figpucker
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