Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53586
I prefer the spam
over vhs whining
like a little bitch.

Burroughs sucks my ass.
Bukowski sucks your moms ass.
Never read either.

If I never read
their SHIT, then how do I know
that they suck much ass?

vhs likes it!
If he likes it, it's not good.
Just like Life's Mikey.
Haiku #53586
Posted: March 31, 2016 1:37 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker promoting the wisdom of breakfast cereal commercials.