Creatures in the pit,
better companions than you
and they make less noise.

Leeches on my balls
are slightly more annoying
but they do not lie.

Mosquitoes and fleas,
viruses and STDs.
All preferable.

Their conversation
is much more enlightening
than armchair poets.

Referencing has-beens
does not elevate one from
wannabe status.

Accusatory
hyper-masturbatory
the same old story.

Sucking history
Parasitic on the past
never progressing.