Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53563
He died just for me.
And that means for me alone.
You others will burn.

Burn deep in Hell's pits!
The BBQ pits of hell!
Roasted like a pig.

You will be juicy.
Jesus and I will eat you.
Your souls will be sauce.

I believe all this.
I mean it, I really do.
Satan's a good cook.
Haiku #53563
Posted: March 28, 2016 11:09 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Yummy Yum Figpucker