Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53547
I just don't get it.
iamback confuses me.
Why's he hate others?

Who is Darth Gardar?
Why are there gay wedding taunts?
Why does my ass burn?

Damn Manila whores!
Shouldn't let her lick my ass.
Time to get a shot.

I think it was "she".
But maybe it was a "he".
I was really drunk.
Haiku #53547
Posted: March 25, 2016 3:02 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker