I only feel whored.
Sucking that math dick for cash.
I've got mouths to feed.

from bored to restored
even though you feel ignored
suffer your reward

Let's talk about sex
with Tyrannosaurus-Rex
but not tranny-rex.

Transvestite T-rex.
I bet she would give great head.
And then bite it off.

Sounds like an old Ex
Put hexes on our exes.
Chop them with axes.

That's plural of axe.
Not the plural of axis.
Back to fucking math.

The wrath of the math
I am a sociopath
like Sylvia Plath.

Fuck this.

downward spiral you
say, have I been speaking to
trent reznor all this

time???

it's mud season right
now, the dirt roads are too soft
or harden with freeze

what would beavis and butthead do at the utterance of the word "hard?"

The awful fact that
evil is entertainment
makes me hate people.

Thus I am evil.
That's called a downward spiral.
Wheeeeee! What a fun ride!

I should run away.
Leave all the crap behind me,
and just go surfing.

The snow has melted
and so I'll wait 'till next year
to fall on my ass

acedia or say
apathy is sloth but who
the hell came up with

the seven deadlies
we know the seven words you
can't say on the air

George carlin...saw him
long long time ago irl
quite a show it was

well the show must go
on even when the actors pass
away, new ones come

don't give yourself too
much credit, I enjoy your
"evil" I just want

my own evil to
be as entertaining and
I put up with it

Blah Blah fuckin' blah.
Fuckin' blah dee blah blah blah.
Blah fuckin' blah fart.
--vhs

Oooo, I'm so evil.
I can write a bunch of crap.
I'm Satan's rival.

All war is my fault.
Starvation and sickness too.
And there's apathy.

Of all the evil
apathy is the worst one.
And it's all my fault.

All the world's evil,
It is all because of me.
You read it here first.

what is troubling
is we put on these folks who
act, sing, write, play, dance

a cross, a godhood
and to find that image dashed
by word, deed and song

celebrities do
things that make celebrity
news broadcasts celeb

then again all I
have to do is shut this off
and find other things

maybe I just want
a whiskey sour and just
try to haiku post

several answers
to the several answers
I would get on here

then again a few
prayers here and there do make
people wonder why

what's the point, maybe
it's a replacement for say
worry or jerk offs...

I want to die with
a mouth full of tobacco
and a whiskey sour

I note that evil
often is unknown to those
whose loved ones

do not know about
what is happening until
something cracks through the wall

in that case it is
best to be thankful that I
am still alive

what about you
my dear evil poet when
will others write here?

If you die alone
with an unwritten poem
buried in your mind

Metaphphysical
Mad monster monopoly
Making mankind mad

when our poets were
not bukowski or Ginsburg
but the man who wrote

about stone soup, and the
concerns of life weren't this life
of so called adults...

what happens if I
post a kind of serious
haiku on here like sad

it's worn out the whole
I did not know you were a
bondage troll...whacky

Dog turd on the ground.
It had no footprint in it.
Until I passed by.

well then we get to
the point where people enjoy
being spanked, fun huh

Yeah, too late for that.
Some people are born boring.
They need to be spanked.

there comes a time when
excess gets old and folks are
dead or survivors

scott weyland is dead
david grohl is not dead he
is still going now

either i will die
or i will survive and i
will become boring

if I'm not already

well i suspect what
i find here is a bit of just
setting words in place

I'd say about now.
If you want meaning in life,
you're in the wrong place.

at what point does one
say fuck it and hang up the phone
and give up on this?

There's nothing wrong with
sexual attraction to
different species.

Panda bears are hot.
While goats and sheep are common.
Who's banged jellyfish?

That is what I thought.
My originality
cannot be beaten!

Seriously though.
I'm sure some Japanese chef
has beat me to it.

My band played a club
the night after GWAR played there.
Green room was sticky.

Trump wants the White House
so that he can screw us all...
and hot Russian girls.

All joking aside,
Hillary wants the White House
to screw an intern.

Revenge is a dish
best written about in the
US Daily News.

Good one 335!
Makes it goes shopping indeed!
That's hilarious!

Okay, so it's metal.
That's the topic of the week.
So who has seen GWAR?

I'm not into them;
they're somewhat juvenile.
but they make me laugh.

Though he's an old fart,
vhs likes ICP.
He's true Juggalo.

I admit I like
dr. dre and snoop dogg and
I'm a white boy from

new England and
miss the Chronic and most of
my music is like

Judas Priest love.
random plays like Beck so why
they don't kill me babe

when someone famous
sits on the toilet is it
the same shit AS you

anyone else want
to save shit, shit happens my
poo to you my shoe?

hentai monster in
cartoon fools with girl then she
makes it go shopping.

romantic slime toons
monstergirls, murikami
would have a field day

fine you break the social
water figuratively giving
birth to the latest

outrage and I want
to comment on the outrage
of course I've seen that crap

Excessive liquor.
No more a human being.
Merely solution.

If you can't surf 'em,
I don't want to hear 'bout 'em.
Gravity waves. Bah!

to stop it bursting
when they fuck a small chicken
they use a hentai

so gravity waves
and albert einstein waves back
not so autistic

What's a real haiku?
I don't know, but this is not.
I'd like to see one.

Are they exclusive
to the Japanese Language?
Just like Anime?

Who likes hentai porn?
Seen Urotsukidoji?
That's some gruesome shit!

Google vid search for
the uncensored version of
above mentioned film.

don't have time for this
right now, write mocking haiku
If you must but i'm

giving this a break for
a week or so, it's too cold
and real life is on

You are a bigot!
Kaitlyn Jenner is a brave
and hot young woman.

"Oh my dear Figgy,
You pleasure me so much," said
no woman ever

I don't like "df".
I prefer "Darth Figpucker".
Or "Lord Figpucker".

I will let you choose.
Or you can call me "Figgy",
whispered in my ear.

Happy VD Day.
Hope you enjoy your VD.
Say hi to the nurse.

County health clinics
are great places to meet your
future baby spouse.

It is unlikely
that a haiku can reference
probability.

But for a haiku
to make reference to itself
is rather common.

Most trashy poets
will resort to this as a
bad comic relief.

See, I proved my point.
Just like your sister and mom;
Quite Easily Done.