Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53370
Let's talk about sex
with Tyrannosaurus-Rex
but not tranny-rex.

Transvestite T-rex.
I bet she would give great head.
And then bite it off.

Sounds like an old Ex
Put hexes on our exes.
Chop them with axes.

That's plural of axe.
Not the plural of axis.
Back to fucking math.

The wrath of the math
I am a sociopath
like Sylvia Plath.

Fuck this.
Haiku #53370
Posted: February 22, 2016 8:06 pm ET
Poet & location: DF