Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53321
I don't like "df".
I prefer "Darth Figpucker".
Or "Lord Figpucker".

I will let you choose.
Or you can call me "Figgy",
whispered in my ear.

Happy VD Day.
Hope you enjoy your VD.
Say hi to the nurse.

County health clinics
are great places to meet your
future baby spouse.
Haiku #53321
Posted: February 14, 2016 6:40 am ET
Poet & location: Lord Darth Figpucker, the Highly Inappropriate and Maker of Uncalled for Remarks. of Buy Chocolates at Lady Godiva's... Bitches love chocolate!