Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53340
There's nothing wrong with
sexual attraction to
different species.

Panda bears are hot.
While goats and sheep are common.
Who's banged jellyfish?

That is what I thought.
My originality
cannot be beaten!

Seriously though.
I'm sure some Japanese chef
has beat me to it.
Haiku #53340
Posted: February 18, 2016 5:58 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker.