My band played a club
the night after GWAR played there.
Green room was sticky.

Trump wants the White House
so that he can screw us all...
and hot Russian girls.

All joking aside,
Hillary wants the White House
to screw an intern.

Revenge is a dish
best written about in the
US Daily News.

Good one 335!
Makes it goes shopping indeed!
That's hilarious!

Okay, so it's metal.
That's the topic of the week.
So who has seen GWAR?

I'm not into them;
they're somewhat juvenile.
but they make me laugh.

Though he's an old fart,
vhs likes ICP.
He's true Juggalo.

I admit I like
dr. dre and snoop dogg and
I'm a white boy from

new England and
miss the Chronic and most of
my music is like

Judas Priest love.
random plays like Beck so why
they don't kill me babe

when someone famous
sits on the toilet is it
the same shit AS you

anyone else want
to save shit, shit happens my
poo to you my shoe?

hentai monster in
cartoon fools with girl then she
makes it go shopping.

romantic slime toons
monstergirls, murikami
would have a field day

fine you break the social
water figuratively giving
birth to the latest

outrage and I want
to comment on the outrage
of course I've seen that crap

Excessive liquor.
No more a human being.
Merely solution.

If you can't surf 'em,
I don't want to hear 'bout 'em.
Gravity waves. Bah!

to stop it bursting
when they fuck a small chicken
they use a hentai

so gravity waves
and albert einstein waves back
not so autistic

What's a real haiku?
I don't know, but this is not.
I'd like to see one.

Are they exclusive
to the Japanese Language?
Just like Anime?

Who likes hentai porn?
Seen Urotsukidoji?
That's some gruesome shit!

Google vid search for
the uncensored version of
above mentioned film.

don't have time for this
right now, write mocking haiku
If you must but i'm

giving this a break for
a week or so, it's too cold
and real life is on

You are a bigot!
Kaitlyn Jenner is a brave
and hot young woman.

"Oh my dear Figgy,
You pleasure me so much," said
no woman ever

I don't like "df".
I prefer "Darth Figpucker".
Or "Lord Figpucker".

I will let you choose.
Or you can call me "Figgy",
whispered in my ear.

Happy VD Day.
Hope you enjoy your VD.
Say hi to the nurse.

County health clinics
are great places to meet your
future baby spouse.

It is unlikely
that a haiku can reference
probability.

But for a haiku
to make reference to itself
is rather common.

Most trashy poets
will resort to this as a
bad comic relief.

See, I proved my point.
Just like your sister and mom;
Quite Easily Done.

I am half awake.
I suppose I'm half asleep.
My penis is not.

Hell is certainly
Existing girl in a porn
Snorting angel dust

Bliss is probably
Existential Unicorns
Farting fairy dust

haiku collection
far greater than the sumbits
and far worse than bad

people who were once
lively jump ship and leave their
message boards blank

who is on the end
of the other screen, when does
that voice fade away?

Oh, you just don't know!
The expansionist commies
are coming for you.

scowls

A major virus
is needed to cleanse the world.
More so in China.

location some place
on the earth anywhere, earth
library, laptop

cell phone, clunky thing
pc still running windows xp
a snapshot of a

life posted here now

it becomes a huge
competition between one
weirdo and weirdo

keeping the so called
normal people out who suck
anyways with their lack

of humanity, fear
of being seen as weird and of
course taking human

lives to be seen as
part of a bigger whole that
satanic extroversion

ruling america

sometimes sanity
is saved by insanity
believe and be saved

by French fries, wal mart
capitalism and the
dead things of this world

Oh, shit, I'm sorry!
I sandwiched the wrong person.
A drive-by food fight.

Bum Fights is my fave.
Next would be blowing shit up.
And ancient tunnels.

Perhaps that last one
explains my current marriage.
Ooo.. that was so bad.

Reaches in the fridge.
Slaps vhs with foot long.
Sub sandwich that is.

Insanity Now!
Release me from my demons,
or give me sandwich.

top five weird shit on
youtube videos when I
used to watch that show

alive from off
center and street of those say
alligators gave me

nightmares. then the band
tool showed up with prison sex
nostalgia for weird

church of the subgenius
and or truly weird sections
when the net was the

underground

disinfo

apparently a dead
chicken in a you tube vid
is an alien body

mysteriously
found located on the edge
of a woods somewhere

I keep using these
mibbit chats and the ads are
for Arabic or

Russian girlfriends
or some other sundry ad
or cookie junk mail

whatever the reason
and whatever the purpose
I am somewhat amused

I'm trying to find
nude pictures of Hillary
Clinton. Don't ask why.

sometimes though it will
become necessary to let
people go and go

into refelction
letting old people go in
their habits and let

the ballast sink and
fly on with wings of black and
leather, horns of onyx

Hillary Clinton
wants to become president
to sleep with interns.

I use two napkins
One for lap and one for mouth
Maybe one for nose

Momma used to say
"Ugly is as ugly does."
That bitch was ugly!

My soul is ugly.
My hole is also ugly.
They reflect themselves.

Smells also reflect.
Both soul and hole smell like shit.
Both need a big douche.

That's where you come in.
Clean me out, oh friend geyser.
Boiling spring water.

Warmed by hell fire.
Burn the sin right out of me.
I need to suffer.

I'm laughing so hard.
I would like some fried chicken.
And mashed potatoes.

What are you having?
Do you cook your own meals?
Or do you dine out?

These are not haiku
No, not even bad haiku
Ugly reflections

because they enjoyed
posting things, posting thoughts, but
pearls before swine huh

take my pearls elsewhere?

Why the fuck would one
post haiku on this website
unless bored to tears

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short bored posts from folks
who are bored posting a few
messages on here

I did not do that.
So your wife has a remote
for your computer?

Wow, you are a chump.
Next she'll make you stop going
to the titty bars.

Super Bowl Fifty.
From both states with legal pot.
Super BOWL, get it?

well my machine just
shut itself off by remote
wow, what a surprise

What did you think of
Star Wars Episode VII?
Was that gay, or what?!

Recycled old plots.
In four out of the seven
a space station blew.

I was like, "Again?!"
Kylo Ren, Kylo Stimpy.
Rae needs a nude scene.

Lucas fucked up bad.
He should have given Star Wars
to Tarantino.

It's the light saber
that says Bad Motherfucker.
Mace Jules in the house!

Supreme Leader Snoke,
I mean, what a fucking joke!
Elmo's scarier.

Okay, I'll stop there.
I think it's time for my nap.
Blanky and Elmo.