Oh shit, a poem!
I can't effing believe it!
A sign of end times.

Repent, ye sinners!
I guess that means all of us.
'specially poets.

the dead rose and walked
the halls of wal mart, muck boots
on, fishing class real

Maine Zombie Lobstermen...

Which one is the best?
I mean boner pills, of course.
I don't mean haiku.

Is Viagra good?
Or do you like Cialis?
Or the herbal choice?

How hard will it get?
Can I drive it through a can?
Like a can of Spam?

Went for a long walk.
Came home, shat, showered, and shaved.
And then misbehaved.

No.

did you really have
to put a picture of two
elephants fucking?

Like Michael Jackson?
He was his inner child...
Or enter child.

The King of Pop (Tarts)
Liked to sniff little boys' farts.
That's just too wild.

This is too cheesy.
I prefer sharp to mild.
While being sleezy.

Time to bang the tang.
I can't stop rhyming, oh dang.
Now I'm using slang.

you have to grow old
but you don't have to grow up
be your inner child

we all go downhill
people say it's gravity
but attitude counts

1. A ramp/box system has a coefficient of kinetic friction of 0.218 and the box is given a slight nudge down the ramp angled at 35 degrees. Calculate the acceleration down the ramp and how long it will take to travel 5.5 meters down the ramp? Use g equal to 9.8 m/s^2. Give your answer as a haiku.

but still to think I
could like a movie like old
"starcrash" and on moved

a man to a show
with a talking car that might
have been a cylon

i don't want to post
anything because I was
like you long ago

"look at me, look at
me look at me, jokes jokes jokes"
old at a young age

young at an old age

We don't need pills that
make your dick gain three inches;
We need smaller poon!

Dali Lama and
Obama did yo momma
upon a llama.

Life on a tree limb
Like a squirrel looking for
Garbage filled with gold

I lied. All I do
Maybe brings me back to you
With donkeys in tow

I lied. All I do
Maybe brings me back to you
With donkeys in tow

I'm smelly today.
I haven't bathed in a week.
Maybe one week more.

Take your i-phone and...
shove it way deep up your ass!
(First set to vibrate.)

Look what I did!
I ate some corn for breakfast!
Posted on Facebook.

well i do that on
a routine basis for I
am mad north by

northwest

I am now going.
Way deep down inside my mind.
You'll never find me.

A link to a link.
Now I SPAM, therefore I stink.
Like Viagra balls.

My advice to you:
Take Viagra twice daily,
then go to the zoo.

if i have to hear
anything else about shadownets
or anything else, well

whoop tie do

Reverse engineer.
Live links with negative words.
I am too evil.

Take your junk mail.
With business reply postage.
Write poems on it.

Or maybe dirty jokes.
Or wipe your boogers on it.
And then return it.

Make sure that they know
that it is you who sent it.
The trees will love you.

I went to the bank.
I stole their toilet paper.
Charge me for bill pay!

in times of plenty
the words flow the ideas gleam
now all seems quite sparse

I'm not at the beach.
I am not riding a wave.
I am not happy.

A giant calm falls.
The crash of infinite void.
Tension builds within.

Watching colors change
Hoping something will happen
What? I do not know

I don't have a taste
For work that doesn't pay much
And bores me to sleep

look we had those back
in 2008, pastel colors
en-tit-tle-ments......

i think someone needs
to invest in our culture
here and bring back jobs

If you eat people,
then you never need to starve.
Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp!



evi1 - a novel about you.

well you are what you
can an artist and we live
in starving art times

What a shitty week.
Laptop crashed and scanner's broke.
Clients all pissed off.

A whore's life is hard.
I'll do anything for cash.
Even post spam here.

the world is getting
way too carried away
with these end times things

Screen cracked
Tea corroded keyboard
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i always over the
years saw "zen" here but how does
one zen in these times?

tsk, tsk vhs
observations general
fear not, I love thee

i of course refer
to myself because it might
not matter to you

but it does to me
but God damned if I've put up
with creative word

slingers and just said
fuck you, you all belong in
a support group not

writing poetry
forestalling mental help or
eventual breakdown

well jesus christ lush
you might cause the Higgs boson
to implode passing

it another old
fashioned, and if you're gonna
dice me up like you

have, pass me a drink

a source-less remorse
immune to the jejune
pervades my soul hole

I'm anti anti
wasting no time opposing
positive valence

concocting a cure
for a concocted vaccine
achieving nothing

self-referential
and the interdependent
identity lost

sometimes my mood just
snaps, questions the value of
having sincere lies

stuck in my head and
just retreating into a
quiet room and just

say fuck it and not
show up for work and start a
new some place else where

well i know why some
folks have to go it alone

VHS, you would
like that website; it's a spoof.
Defeat them through laughter.

and so i must fight
fight fight fight fight fight fight and
so on and so forth

my cause is this place
democracy, freedom, to be
chaos, dignity

narcisstic rebel
different than killers who
hate both you and i