Like Michael Jackson?
He was his inner child...
Or enter child.

The King of Pop (Tarts)
Liked to sniff little boys' farts.
That's just too wild.

This is too cheesy.
I prefer sharp to mild.
While being sleezy.

Time to bang the tang.
I can't stop rhyming, oh dang.
Now I'm using slang.

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