Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

marking our surrounds
disdain on the public sheet
internet tissues
Haiku # 48921, July 17, 2012 6:05 am ET
by ash
reading your haiku
you compel me to confess
i really don't care
Haiku # 48920, July 17, 2012 5:58 am ET
by ash
it is not that bad
it is a point of view that
one feels of the self

at the time
Haiku # 48919, July 17, 2012 2:53 am ET
by bhs
is it really that
bad, and who cares, and who cares
who really does care
Haiku # 48918, July 16, 2012 2:38 pm ET
by bhs
given my real life
sucks I might give in and give up
never having known

a permanent hope
or a place of my own or
I lose words right here
Haiku # 48917, July 16, 2012 2:37 pm ET
by bhs
where have all the spots
to sit in gone, to write and
lead thoughts on paper

obsolete to think
in such a way, private thoughts
are now a dead thing
Haiku # 48916, July 16, 2012 2:35 pm ET
by bhs
in the end the end
no more words, just silence, but
nothingness, what is?
Haiku # 48915, July 16, 2012 2:33 pm ET
by bhs
idealism discounts
in the year of the mobs on
right and left, who flies
Haiku # 48914, July 16, 2012 2:30 pm ET
by bhs
I am not hanging
from a rope in a room dead
giving into words

thoughts, fears, comments, I
am alive, give or take what
dreams just may come so
Haiku # 48913, July 16, 2012 2:29 pm ET
by bhs
then again why not
even bother, let those damned
towers of babel

collapse and stand back
and watch the show, all come down
to simpler times then
Haiku # 48912, July 16, 2012 2:24 pm ET
by bhs
then again if the
whole disaster theme is
right global warming

will wash us all to
kingdom come, and all this
will be wasted time
Haiku # 48911, July 16, 2012 2:22 pm ET
by bhs
if you adopt a
faith in the process you might
feel less apt to be

self worshiping types
were I your server at a
restaurant, I'd punch you

in those nose and lose my job
Haiku # 48910, July 16, 2012 2:19 pm ET
by bhs
when chickens rule their
roost, the best thing to do is
to go around them

this is how new schools
of art, thought and so on thus
begin elsewhere, hmm
Haiku # 48909, July 16, 2012 2:18 pm ET
by bhs
putrescent valor
some whore demanding import
please deny the writhe
Haiku # 48908, July 15, 2012 3:12 am ET
by Lush
discount the moron
mine is putrid palaver
slip the member
Haiku # 48907, July 15, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
bodies are described
by mass and some volume scribe
huggeth the entire
Haiku # 48906, July 15, 2012 3:06 am ET
by Lush
holy egoism
mine reduction remains true
just some purity
Haiku # 48905, July 15, 2012 3:04 am ET
by Lush
the whole mental thing
can be real but can be a
racket, sell you drugs

makes one worse, keeps one
on the horse, money making
emotional sickness
Haiku # 48903, July 14, 2012 2:11 pm ET
by bhs
well you know after
a while the guy who talks to
computers, that's him

"ah that's just him" that
makes the number talk, twitches
and talks to the self
Haiku # 48902, July 13, 2012 7:51 am ET
by bhs
So zabadooey's back.
Psychiatric treatment helped
But no one cares!
Haiku # 48901, July 13, 2012 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'll do a chicken
I'll do it all day and night
Then I'll eat it up
Haiku # 48900, July 13, 2012 1:37 am ET
by Chicken Lover of Next door to you.
well it's true, my own
penis isn't that big but
it still works...ok
Haiku # 48899, July 12, 2012 1:40 pm ET
by bhs
Ash thanks for playing
Certainly words hard to hear
"Grandma has a cock"


Ghost of Hollywood
Thank you for your answer too
"I jerk off wildly"


Maybe the next time
William N., Lush and Crimson
Will play along too


Along the same lines
Mine similiar yet different
"Your penis is small"


"Can we remain friends?"
The worst words a man can hear?
"Your penis is small"
Haiku # 48898, July 12, 2012 2:19 am ET
by Let's play a Haiku game
I help people cheat;
Not on spouses, but on homework.
I'm called a tutor.
Haiku # 48897, July 11, 2012 8:09 am ET
by Dave
bang bang bang is all
I hear this morning, living
not in my own place
Haiku # 48896, July 11, 2012 7:45 am ET
by bhs
Can we remain friends?
The worst words a man can hear
i jerk off wildly
Haiku # 48895, July 11, 2012 4:12 am ET
by with the ghost of hollywood bonfire
Can we remain friends?
The worst words a man can hear
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48894, July 11, 2012 4:11 am ET
by ash
I shout at the sky
Stop fucking raining will you
Just keeps on raining
Haiku # 48893, July 11, 2012 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, Mommy Mommy!
What is an ICBM?
It's a frozen turd.

(Icy B.M.)
Haiku # 48892, July 11, 2012 1:38 am ET
by BifurcatingPoo of Tulsa
Complete the Haiku
I supply the first two lines
You finish the third

OK, here we go
Let's give this game a try now
You know what to do


"Can we remain friends?"
The worst words a man can hear?

_____ _____ _____ _____ _____

Haiku # 48891, July 11, 2012 1:00 am ET
by Let's play a Haiku game
oh now the tanking
economy goes south with a
sherman lemming crash...
Haiku # 48890, July 10, 2012 4:05 pm ET
by bhs
Hello!
phen375 , fat burner ,
Haiku # 48889, July 10, 2012 5:14 am ET
by potywprr of USA
I am at a loss
for words, or form, for all is
formless in this form
Haiku # 48888, July 10, 2012 2:40 am ET
by bhs
hmm, well since we're all
fucking around here why not
just get a threesome?
Haiku # 48887, July 9, 2012 1:53 am ET
by bhs
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man's wife
Hahahaha
Haiku # 48886, July 8, 2012 6:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man
Haiku # 48885, July 8, 2012 6:35 am ET
by Tisme
why is it that these
not so happy smart folks feel
the need to call stuff

lame, I feel dated
surrounded by gin blos-
oms leftovers
Haiku # 48884, July 8, 2012 3:02 am ET
by bhs
the fabric of the
universe, black holes as seeds
for new universe(s)

so sci fi writers
are out of a job now that
michio kaku

invented the things
that he read in those books and
wrote books about that
Haiku # 48883, July 8, 2012 3:00 am ET
by bs
piping below ground
within the dark it matters
hark the boson's call
Haiku # 48882, July 7, 2012 8:53 pm ET
by ash
Fixed interest rates
You can bank on Barclays Bank
To fix a good deal
Haiku # 48881, July 7, 2012 11:36 am ET
by William
Law: Lush mechanics
Rules: all within shall be swell
all without, not swell

Haiku # 48880, July 6, 2012 11:49 pm ET
by Lush
no violation
within a closed stat system
immeasurably lame
Haiku # 48879, July 6, 2012 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
self evident dross
mathematics without source
number fudging, son
Haiku # 48878, July 6, 2012 11:44 pm ET
by Lush
quantum state vague
without momentum i twirl
massive ego, no?
Haiku # 48877, July 6, 2012 11:40 pm ET
by Lush
This Higgs Boson binds
The universe together?
Sure sounds like The Force.
Haiku # 48876, July 6, 2012 11:33 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don't understand
Haiku # 48875, July 6, 2012 11:30 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet of Let's try that again
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don
Haiku # 48874, July 6, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet
let's tap this sum' bitch
and harness the consequence
a bid from the rear?
Haiku # 48873, July 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by Lush
solicited dough
accelerated some crap
hence, i must name it
Haiku # 48872, July 6, 2012 9:30 pm ET
by Lush
that particle's new
new as the Indian shore
plant a flag in it
Haiku # 48871, July 6, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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