Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
solicited dough
accelerated some crap
hence, i must name it
Haiku # 48872 July 6, 2012 9:30 pm ET
by Lush
that particle's new
new as the Indian shore
plant a flag in it
Haiku # 48871 July 6, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a new particle
thought to be the Higgs boson
discovered at CERN
Haiku # 48870 July 6, 2012 10:02 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh say can't you see
that his rocket isn't red
but his pills are blue
Haiku # 48869 July 6, 2012 7:26 am ET
by ash
hmm I wonder if
the zombie ads will plug the
boner pills for uncle sam
Haiku # 48868 July 6, 2012 2:07 am ET
by bs
age is catching up
happy birthday uncle sam
buy the aricept
Haiku # 48867 July 5, 2012 8:58 am ET
by ash
Independance Day
Happy Birthday U.S.A.
Born on July 4th
Haiku # 48865 July 4, 2012 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
black shoes with coal dust
printed ideas left behind
Mines gone forever
.
Haiku # 48864 July 4, 2012 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bottlecap bouncing
signals the crapulence, mine
bedward i canter
Haiku # 48862 July 3, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
gambol when able
whirlabout and shine within
let the head slide guise
Haiku # 48861 July 3, 2012 1:38 am ET
by Lush
in the words of me
i feel taken to the dry
cleaners and hung up
Haiku # 48860 July 2, 2012 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
open your eyes now
She stood outside of the car
Totally naked
;-)
Haiku # 48859 July 2, 2012 12:51 pm ET
by William
what would ayn rand do
let go of the train and let
the whole thing fall down?
Haiku # 48858 July 1, 2012 1:19 pm ET
by bs of atlas, shrug
when someone mentions
CS Lewis or some other
person like that here

do you go "oh posh?"
or a jk rowling? or
oh heck get the broom
Haiku # 48857 July 1, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
when under the spell
of a faith does it aid or
hinder humanity
Haiku # 48856 July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
is the Rapture a
sort of suicide idea
evangelicals?

the bigger picture?
is global warming also
just a belief? ok
Haiku # 48855 July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
so when is the end
of the world supposed to go
happen now, later?
Haiku # 48854 July 1, 2012 1:16 pm ET
by bs
african mango
i'd eat me some of that stuff
with my viagra
Haiku # 48853 June 29, 2012 3:28 am ET
by ash
will anyone get
mondrian or pollack
if no one does read printed
words, are we all old?
Haiku # 48852 June 28, 2012 12:40 am ET
by bs
well throw words at a
digital wall, and so you
get this here website

not quite mr. pollack but
splat all the same...

yes yes do you want a slurpee
with you boner pills, yes yes
Haiku # 48850 June 27, 2012 2:19 pm ET
by bs
SMILE
irrepressible
lips in contortion, mine ash
gratitude abounds
Haiku # 48849 June 27, 2012 12:12 am ET
by Lush
you can get a loan
and buy all the paints you need
the spam bot says so
Haiku # 48848 June 26, 2012 9:29 am ET
by ash
furthermore, you'll note
affixed positive title
and eschewed canvas
Haiku # 48846 June 26, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
nor summon the skill
to replicate a Chagall
settled most abstract
Haiku # 48845 June 26, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
i couldn't afford
multicolored cans of paint
for a Mondrian
Haiku # 48844 June 26, 2012 2:00 am ET
by Lush
derivative, yes
but this is my bedroom wall
all rights reserv-ed
Haiku # 48843 June 26, 2012 1:57 am ET
by Lush
It is so pity that the society we have created (or are in verge of creating)
Is based on religion, beliefs and dogmas
Instead of purity, and faith of the heart.
Haiku # 48842 June 26, 2012 12:39 am ET
by Santosh Kalwar
channelling rothko
your wall is derivative
but isn't all art ?
Haiku # 48841 June 25, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by ash
painted a mural
it's entitled: Untitled
a solid black wall
Haiku # 48840 June 25, 2012 4:18 pm ET
by Lush
it just adds a strange
touch of irony to see
viagra ads here
Haiku # 48838 June 24, 2012 2:05 am ET
by bs
As the seasons change
life is a fleeting moment
yet Flowers still bloom
.
Haiku # 48837 June 23, 2012 7:06 am ET
by William.
A zombie haiku
Tails of the apocalypse
Will eat more than brains
Haiku # 48836 June 22, 2012 8:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
so long voyager
say hello to carl sagan
and good-bye to us
Haiku # 48834 June 22, 2012 8:06 am ET
by ash
priapic haiku
engorged with advertising
stop fucking with me
Haiku # 48833 June 22, 2012 8:02 am ET
by ash
most of us come from
some background and informs our
style and word essence
Haiku # 48830 June 21, 2012 2:50 am ET
by bs
it's the old my school
is better than your school of
thought thing, keeps it real
Haiku # 48829 June 21, 2012 2:48 am ET
by bs
even when exposed
i edit down to the shit
lingual straitjacket
Haiku # 48828 June 21, 2012 12:51 am ET
by Lush
third prior haiku
"my own" should be in parens
as follows: (my own)
Haiku # 48827 June 21, 2012 12:49 am ET
by Lush
it's all right up here
epidermal frission, men
let us fuck it up
Haiku # 48826 June 21, 2012 12:46 am ET
by Lush
haiku as rorschach
free association, son
naught beneath surface
Haiku # 48825 June 21, 2012 12:45 am ET
by Lush
labor in darkness
revel in obscurity
wallow in my own urine
Haiku # 48824 June 21, 2012 12:41 am ET
by Lush
oh dear, the kid who
used magnifying glasses
on ants had his say

(love it when they try to play God don't you?)
Haiku # 48823 June 20, 2012 8:10 am ET
by bs
watching over
the pathetic snails
which are trying
to pass for eagles
is the guiltiest pleasure
no one could humiliate them more than that
Haiku # 48822 June 20, 2012 6:57 am ET
by PleaseGodForgiveMe
i don't know if I
care about the rich or poor
just me and myself

and what can I do
about the little things in
my own control here
Haiku # 48820 June 18, 2012 1:52 am ET
by bs
I don't know if it
really makes a difference
what we say or do

all the words in law
phrases broken over the
backs of the land state

stating the unknown
future of laws passed words writ
by pharisee fold

cross out the old law
bring in the new, where's the grace
when the word is law

and the law is all
ritual in effect to
protect all the few
Haiku # 48819 June 18, 2012 1:21 am ET
by bs
Oh America
Yet another Ponzi scheme
Don't you ever learn?

Are you just stupid?
Or are you too rich to care
Again and again!


Haiku # 48818 June 15, 2012 6:52 am ET
by William
Oh America
yet another Ponzi scheme
Don
Haiku # 48817 June 15, 2012 6:46 am ET
by William
though I guess haiku
presents a case most unique
nature favors style
Haiku # 48816 June 14, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
poets near the end
tend toward plain language
vanity behind
Haiku # 48815 June 14, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
i find grand reward
in the resurgence of ash
sweep it together
Haiku # 48814 June 14, 2012 10:59 pm ET
by Lush